How would you like me to kill myself?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In a terrible threshing incident
leaving only an arm stump
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I think crow would suit a stump.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

That's a savage backhanded compliment

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Thank you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Running all the way here with fags
giving them to me then dying of exhaustion.
Don't forget the lighter.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Bugger that, Darth can make his own way to MK...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

7/10
He said fagS. You'll still need to provide another.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

he can take your bum-chum Louis Spence

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I would love to meet him
Just to see if he's really that unbelievably annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I strongly believe him to be the worst person in the world

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

You make a good case
Without even needing to illustrate it any further. Are there any other contenders, in your eyes? I'd like to put Billy Corgan forward
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Bono
Kerry Katona

Billy Corgan doesn't even come close. He's not as in-your-face.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

This is a good point
However, scandalous as it may be, I consider the Smashing Pumpkins to have been a significantly worse band than U2. Or Atomic Kitten.

Paris Hilton?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

you are totally wrong
you might not like the Pumpkins but at least their songs don't sound like they were written by children with a delay pedal and a "words that rhyme" book
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)