what the fuck is a space phone?
also:
"You are old, Father Monty," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," Father Monty replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You know, one these fucking waki internet jobbies.
I only got it because the camera is supposed to be the best one on any phone. I didn't want any trouble. I thought I'd be able to stick my SIM card in it and start using it as a fucking telephone and avoid 'apps' (belm) etc altogether...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

oh right
fucked if I know how they work. The cunt phone companies take enough of my money as it is, without me spunking a load on something I have absolutely no need for.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Nokia N8 I assume
Did you acquire it as part of a contract, and if so did it therefore come with a new SIM, or by altogether more dubious means?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Correct.
They're sending me a new '3G' (another belm) card but I hoped that in the meantime I could just use the old one as I had no intention of doing any internet bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

They may deactivate your old card but that shouldn't happen until you call up to activate the new one
However your old SIM may not be provisioned for use with a "Space Phone" so may not work at all. What error messages, if any, are you getting from it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Fuck all.
It let me see the contacts off the SIM but when I tried to call the fucker it didnae work, so I thought I'd consult the young whippersnappers on here before I wasted any more time.

Jimbob here seems to know the deal, but cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

You could try pissing about with the settings but my guess is that you won't get any joy out of it until the new SIM arrives, as suggested below
You can still use the camera though!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

It's way better than the actual camera my mother bought me.
Perfect for documenting my child's youth without lugging any spare gear about. Plus I broke it - sorry mother, if you're reading.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

That's okay son

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

PS fuck off you lezzer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Okay son
by the way, I need that money back.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Hahaha good luck with that love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

So long as you haven't changed your contract
Sticking your Sim in it should work.

Edit: Your new 128k sim will solve the problems. In the meantime use the old phone.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Thank you, future boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Best laugh today
for reasons unknown
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

No problem
Congratu-malations on getting up to date Grandad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

*jives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I suspect this will work against my favour
as when I next text you "Also Sprach Zarathustra" will strike up in the background and you'll beat the phone on the nearest wall whilst hooting gibberish.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Deodato's version?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)