Ask dchurch
he will explain about how it's all a conspiracy by the banks and the government.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's not a conspiracy.
However the general move to keep absolutely everybody safe, even the really stupid, all the time, has gone way too far. See also: spending millions on adverts telling people that unmanned level crossing might just be dangerous. If you can't work out that two metal tracks occasionally contain hurtling piles of heavy death, then you're lower on the evolutionary scale than an Irish Setter and why excatly are we wasting our time and money keeping you alive against all the odds?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:05, Reply)

it's to prevent disruption to the train
not to protect the idiots
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

excuse me
Irish setters are not dim, as commonly believed - just as single minded as swipey on the pull
(CheatingRabbit, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)