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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hello childrennobody around yet? some of us have been at work since 7.30am. which is far too early.
are you a morning person, who bounces out of bed singing disney songs with tweeting birds and blinking rabbits perching along your arms? or are you the shambling bastard baby of oscar the grouch and a rotting stinking zombie until about 11am?
also, i have a black tie ball this evening. easy for men. social nightmare for women. is the dress too long, too short, too bright, too sober, too similar to your colleague's... would it bother you if you turned up to a ball/party/wedding and someone else was in the same outfit? (like my sister-in-law, who has twice worn "coast" dresses to a wedding - only to find it was the same dress as the bloody bridesmaids, ouch)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:04,
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I've got lurgy of the highest order but have to go to work in a minute anyway.I've been putting cold spoon handles into my ears to try and cool my temperature.
I am cheerful but shambolic in the morning.
I once saw a bride wearing one of my Coast dresses. I'm glad I wasn't there, wearing it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:07,
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I feels really nice, momentarily.But then they start to get warm and you have to put them back in the cold water.
I have these teaspoons with very solid thin 'tubes' for handles. Fit right down your ear.
What's the name for a tube/cylinder when it has no hollow bit? Pole?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:13,
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Yeah well they have rods for handles.Cooling rods. Topical. Oh Al I don't want to go to work.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:16,
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Especially when they butt your chin with their heads to get extra cuddles.(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:20, Reply)
I would but the lecturers are on strike so if any of us plebs stay off we will have pay docked unless we show a doctor's note.I'm not gonna get a doc's note for a bad cold.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:20,
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I'm pretty sure that's not allowedyou are allowed to self certify up to 4 or 5 days off work.
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Not while there's industrial action in which we are under suspicion of taking part, in a secondary way.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:24,
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I also want you to know that I will have made a miraculous recovery by tomorrow.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:26,
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Awwww, don't make yourself feel worse on my account thoughif you're still feeling rough then stay in bed.
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yeah, you're right, but you have to be careful on a strike day.it's fucking irritating. I was in hospital having an operation last Thursday and I might still have to prove it. Even though I'm not in any way actually contractually obliged to be in work at any specific point anyway.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:26,
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That may be all, but it's still wrongLurgi is of Italian derivation.
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Which means I was close with Luigi.I don't know Luigi. Never met him.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:19,
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I'm not a morning personWell not until I've had coffee. I'm trying to make do by listening to Tin Machine, which is nice, bbut not hitting the spot.
Black tie balls, I've managed not to do them thus far. Hopefully I can maintain this trend for the second half of my life.
What are you wearing to the ball? Or are you awaiting your fairy god mother to lend a hand?
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i learned a long time ago that my fairy godmother must have been out on the piss when her role was allocatedi have a silver "prom" dress with a black velvet pattern and fine black mesh traced over the silver and a slightly sparkly black bolero cardigan. i also have beautiful stuart weitzman lace and sparkly black heels, which will put me in agony about 5 mins in...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:17,
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It's only a nightmare for womenbecause you obsess about it vastly unneccesarily.
the length of the dress should be apparent from the invitation, if it doesn't say then it doesn't matter. And who cares if it's the same as anyone elses? it's not like there's anything you can do about it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:24,
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the question was asked. I just gave the answer.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:27,
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I've been here since 6:50, same most morningsI'm most certainly a shambling bastard until home time. Then I am less of a bastard, but still shambling.
I don't understand the dress thing. Why not dress in a manner which you think is correct for the situation. If you look the same as someone else, why is that a disaster? All the blokes look the same anyway.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:24,
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Because women are both incredibly bitchy but also incredibly stupid and cannot understand that their bitchinessleads to a vicious cycle of bitchiness and stupidity
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None of those traits apply to you though.You think like a man.*
*Excluding Darth obviously.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:29,
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ah, but women must entirely stand out as individuals by their dress choice alonebecause obviously that is the only way they will stand out, as apparently, personality, looks, intelligence etc have all been sucked into a massive fucking vacuum of Ohgodihopethisdressisn'taninchtooshort.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:38,
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Sweet JesusDo you ever stop talking like your living in some yuppie wet dream.
No one gives a fuck, but the ladies are too poilte to say so, and the chaps endure it in the hope you'll gaz them a pic of your freshly waxed (at a top salon, costing £120) clopper.
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I must defend Swipey's shallowness.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:31,
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In my defenceI frequently point out that she talks an awful lot of shit.
Do you have anything that is interesting to contribute?
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he's going to contribute a picture of his freshly-waxed clopper.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:36,
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Bad mood.Speeding summons, I've missed invoicing a job from ages ago which my dad will bollock me for and no messages from lonely men.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:43,
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Boo.I got to do a speed awareness course rather than take points, I'm waiting for them to tell me how to book it.
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I'm not sure I want to do a speed awareness course.I always know what speed I'm doing : )
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:49,
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I knew what speed I was doingI just didn't know that the speed limit for my van was 10mph less than the speed I was driving.
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I also knew what speed I was doing last timeI merely didn't think that the speed limit was sensible for the car concerned, the road and the conditions. Turns out the court doesn't think that's a viable defence, strangely.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:53,
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The speed limit has changed for the road I was on about 5 months ago.Why is anyone's guess. There's been no accidents that I'm aware of.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:53,
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there's a stretch of dual carriageway in Edinburghthat has come from 50 to 40 to 30 in the 5 years I've been here. To protect people crossing the road. It's a dual fucking carriageway, with fences. If I kill someone trying to run across that rather than use the underpass or the crossing, it's bastard Darwinian.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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Ask dchurchhe will explain about how it's all a conspiracy by the banks and the government.
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It's not a conspiracy.However the general move to keep absolutely everybody safe, even the really stupid, all the time, has gone way too far. See also: spending millions on adverts telling people that unmanned level crossing might just be dangerous. If you can't work out that two metal tracks occasionally contain hurtling piles of heavy death, then you're lower on the evolutionary scale than an Irish Setter and why excatly are we wasting our time and money keeping you alive against all the odds?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:05,
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it's to prevent disruption to the trainnot to protect the idiots
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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excuse meIrish setters are not dim, as commonly believed - just as single minded as swipey on the pull
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what sort of van and what sort of road?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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Transit ConnectDual Carriageway. Limit is 60mph if you vehicle has a gross weight of over 2000kg.
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that's a bastardI intend to get a VW T5 at the end of the year and turn it into a camper, but don't think I am going to meet the criteria to get it reclassified from a van by the DVLA. So will have to bear those speed limits in mind
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:43,
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oh, I dunno. That's not what I was bidding for.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:39,
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Anything interesting to contribute?Hmmmmm, let me think.
Well, my sister in law got headbutted by her rugger bugger husband at the weekend, and had him arrested. But he got away with it, lack of evidence, no witnesses etc. She is now swithering about forgiving him etc, despite the mass protestations by her family.
So my question is, if there are no witnesses, do I have carte blanche to kick his fucking head in and get away with it?
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Don't leave any DNA and you will be OK.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:39,
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Since that's basically impossibleI'd suggest "no"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:40,
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Probably not legallybut morally, yeah why not.
He'll still get you arrested though and it's far more likely you'll get charged.
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But, going by the Police's own mantraNo witnesses equals no charges.
Or does domestic abuse have a different set of rules?
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But that isn't the police's mantra, you're just being facetious. Presumably if your SIL is talking about forgiving him, then she isn't pressing charges. And if she isn't pressing charges then there is nothing the police can do.
But if someone ends up in hospital who wants to press charges then they can more easily get enough evidence to charge you. It's not certain by any means, but it's more likely.
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No, it doesn'tand they don't need witnesses. What they need is solid case. They obviously haven't got one. Shit though might be in this case, there's no point blaming the police. We have a balanced justice system for a reason. If the CPS won't press then there is limited chance of a conviction.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:46,
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So she's going back to him, despite seeking a formal charge against him for assaultIs it any wonder that the Police aren't willing to pursue the matter.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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Never said that.I said she was 'swithering'. Her resolve isn't as strong as we had hoped. But she is an intelligent girl who has the support of her family, so hopefully she will see it through.
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it would serve you right if he hit her so hard that she bled to death in a crushed little heapand then your wife got so depressed at losing her beloved sister that she realised life is too short to be stuck with a mean-spirited insufferable cat-killing cunt and left you though.
is that less tedious?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:53,
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That's awful but no reason to pick of Rswipe.If it's you're sister-in-law, doesn't that make her husband your brother?
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:42,
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I was thinking thisUnless it's his wife's sister, of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:43,
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She is my wifes sisterAnd he is a navel gazing cunt.
In my defence I wasn't picking on Rswipe, merely pointing out that her vaccuous posts are incredibly tedious.
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Only to you. Most people like to hear her tales from the upwardly mobile set.Although I should imagine she expects to be riled for her yuppie lifestyle like I expect to be riled for my Bridget Jones waffling.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:47,
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As things to have the piss taken out of you go,"You're so fucking rich" beats the fuck out of "you're gay, needy and whiney"
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To be fair, we don't take the piss out of her for being richwe take the piss out of her complete lack of self awareness that she is in fact very rich, and yet thinks she's almost on the breadline.
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Actually, I take the piss out of her for moaning that she pays too much tax.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:57,
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and I take the piss out of her for being fucking daft(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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I was under the impression that she was well aware that she was very rich and likes to play on this. But you've known her longer than me and have had more chance to develop memes
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Well, pretending that you were being ironic is a very easy defence to thow up on the internet.(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Good pointVery difficult to claim I'm being camp in an ironic fashion
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You can't really claim your obesity is ironic thoughNo more than I can claim my chins are.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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You're adding them faster than I can updateThanks for the reminder though. What would I do without you
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Oh, I could go on all morning treacle(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:59,
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That's not what I've heardBut graffiti is an unreliable source at the best of times
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I did actuallyCracked open a nice bottle of red and that helped I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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That sounds fucking lovelyI would give anything to be sat outside right now with a glass of wine, listening to TMS.
God I'm old.
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That is not oldIt is class!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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Thank you!Hang on, surely you don't like cricket - it doesn't exist in your part of the world, does it?
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Apart from the mighty Durham?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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*cough*SHITE*cough*Forgive my arrogance, being from Nottinghamshire has certain advantages at this point in time
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We haven't done too bad in recent yearsI've only been to about 2 or 3 games and thoroughly enjoyed them.
Sitting in the sun drinking beer whilst occasionally perusing the sport seem exceedingly English
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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It used to be a favourite pasttime of mineThen I moved to Norfolk where cricket is viewed with suspicion as a new-fangled invention
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What is a 'coast dress'?? Actually if I'm honest I couldn't really care less. I am however most enamoured with the female species for the vast amounts of effort they pour into their appearance. For what would the world be without the glitz, glamour and beehive hairdo's? And of course the sublime efforts of those trying to graciously traverse the room while holding back the pain their pointy high heeled shoes have gifted them. And for what? Their vanity and our satisfaction. Women of the world I salute you.
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Haha!It's a dress from a shop called Coast, although I think Monsoon is far better.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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Pfft!Only the best for Miss Blouse. Not that I often wear dresses.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:54,
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Yeah but Monsoon are a bit more fussy and I suit 'block' things more(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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Monsoon are more on the bohemian side.And coast are more classic.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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Aye that too.I don't suit whispy things. I suit structured thngs with just one or two colours.
I hope so anyway, because that's what I wear!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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All that preening is a bit of a turn off, to be honestFor example, all manner of 'done up' women have got on and off my train, probably been up since half six applying the war paint etc. Meh!
Then a few stops back, this one girl gets on. No make, flat shoes, long skirt, modest top. She looked absolutely radiant. Her slightly flushed cheeks were all the make up she needed. Absolutely gorgeous.
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Oooo, Ooooo, yes! Let's do debate by anecdote!I saw a girl who got on a train looking really average and then she put on a bit of make up and looked absolutely stunning.
So that's 50/50 now, anyone else want to contribute?
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I saw a horse.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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Oh no. I felt the shame. The shame.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:01,
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No debate I'm afraidI was pointing out my preference regarding the appearance of women. Handily there was a perfect example fresh in my mind.
There is a very fine line between just enough and too much when it come to women getting done up.
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I always think women look better without makeup.But there does come a time when a bit of slap can help disguise the ravages of time. I can't wear makeup, and God knows I've tried.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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this is the truth.I am a sucker for dark eye makeup though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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Emo(Me too)
Once again I am absolutely in accord with you, much prefer the natural look but dark shading to accentuate the eyes can look smokin'. If done right.
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I think it's rare that someone with lipstick looks better than withoutparticularly the shiny or sparkly stuff. That stuff looks fucking shit without exception
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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I don't mean that sparkly stuff.Just a bit of lip stain or nude lipstick can be nice.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:25,
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Unless they can pull off that 'just a thin vertical line in the middle of their lower lip' thingLike geisha or Queen Amidala.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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I'm not saying I ONLY like that lookJust that as far as lipstick goes, that can be a good look on the right gal.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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Takes a remarkable amount of chutzpah to pull it off thoughIn all fairness, if someone did the geisha look and got it right, I'd have nought but respect for them
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Seen a few Goth Geishas at Infest over the yearsMost failed to hit the mark.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:38,
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In 2008 I met a guy there called Kynanwho had developed a very simple game called InFest Bingo. Basically a printed list of things to look out for, notably "Manga Fail", "One man and his laptop" (one of the bands) and "WTF?!" (Nazi sympathiser). Plenty of the latter to be had last year as Nachtmahr were playing.
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I saw that!It was brilliantly done.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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NnnnnghI promised myself I'd stop hassling you about InFest this year so am now struggling for a response that isn't "come to InFest this year". Umm... lovely weather, or something
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I'm not such a fan of lippyUnless it's very subtle. It tends to act as a distraction at best and look garish at worst. But that's probably just because of my personal taste, I'm more attracted by eyes than lips
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I hate that nude lipstick stuffthat makes it look like the girl's lip blend into their face. It freaks me the fuck out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:25,
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That's not nude.Nude should match your natural lip colour to some extent.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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I'm a bloke!What do I know?
you know which one I mean though? It looks like they have had their lips stolen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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*highfives*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:23,
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Morning dearI am absolutely a morning person and tend to get out of bed 45 minutes earlier than necessary to exercise. Ms Foxtrot obviously LOVES this practice. She is not a morning person.
By bizarre coincidence I also have a black tie ball this evening! Well, I'm going to Frankie & Benny's for a meal with friends. That might not sound quite as glamorous but remember that standards are lower around these 'ere parts
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I had the misfortune of 'dining' at Frankie and Benny's in Gatwick Airport.It was fucking disgusting. Plus our waiter was quite possibly one of the owners by which I mean he certainly looked like a Benny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:24,
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HahahaRolling that one out tonight if the service is less than stellar. Not my choice of restaurant destination I must stress, there's a Chinese not ten yards from the place which is vastly superior. This is what happens if one befriends the locals.
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I've been in since 6amAfter finished last night at 22:30, I am most definately not a morning person and had to literally drag myself from my bed to work, horrible ungodly time =[ oh well only another 9hours left...
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You literally dragged yourself to work?Using only your arms to pull the unresponsive lower half of your body along the road?
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Exactly rightYou should see the scratches on my legs. In hindsight I probably used more energy/effort than I would've if I'd have just walked to my car and drove, but there ya go
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I am most definitely not a morning person.I need a coffee, the news and peace and quiet in the morning. I get everything ready the night before so there is no thinking to do till I get in the car.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:04,
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I AM.when I choose to be.
I should say I'm functional in the mornings.
If my sleep is disturbed then I'm not. At all.
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And that is all I amAnd I am it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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The difference between men and women is summed up by thisTwo blokes walk in wearing the same shirt would compliment each other on a good purchase. Two women wearing the same thing would run off shrieking like harpies
I am a morning person it would seem as I'm always up early. As long as the coffee is on and I get 30 mins watching my shite on Sky Plus then all is OK with the world
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:05,
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I have only twice been caught in this predicament and said to the other women before embarrasement set in, 'well at least there's two of us in the room with good taste'.(
girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:09,
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Does it really matter?It seems so unimportant.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:15,
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It is important to most women.Men's clothing is much more generic than womens. Women compliment each other on their clothing and admire their choices.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:17,
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the morning can fuck off(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:11,
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no, my back hurts(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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I've had ibuprofen(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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One of you needs to change your icon so I don't get totally confused(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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WhatevsI'm still upset at you for not coming out on my Birthday
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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My defence in this case is that I was actually in Germany that evening until about 10pmand after 10pm I was at my mum and dads.
I haven't wished you a happy birthday yet though have I? I'm very sorry.
I hope you had a happy birthday and Gonz made you something lovely.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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I'm at my best work-wise in the morningsbut I don't like getting out of bed, both/neither for me.
If I turned up at something and there was a fellow dressed identically to me I'd be more surprised and perhaps a little freaked out than embarrassed. Really, I wouldn't give two hoots.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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What if it was Ol' Murder Eyes?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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Then I would kill him, and then myself,in that order.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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You know you can't kill him, right?He'll come back for the sequel, they always do.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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Then after 15 sequels he’ll end up vs. Predator or some cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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Even Predator would be creeped out by him thoughThat mask won't protect him from the bristles...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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That weird noise you hear in the distanceThat is me laughing
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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The hysterical laughter of a survivorAs the camera pulls back from a closeup to show them rocking in a padded cell just before the credits roll. Those who survive Ol' Murder Eyes are forever changed...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:40,
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You're not going to survive Angry Badger if you're not careful(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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You're the only one who can stop him from killing again!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:42,
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hahahaIn other news I made you a present
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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Hahahahaha!! That's ace!Thank you!
I'm a bit busy, so can you assume that I'm going to go outside and take a photo of the badger that's dead at the side of the road? Cheers.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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Ooooo, can I watch while you properly fuck his shit up on friday night?It'll be like that scene in Taken when Liam Neeson has the guy tied to the chair and sticks nails in his legs.
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NO! She doesn't get to be Liam Neeson in TakenI want to be Liam Neeson in Taken!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:43,
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Liam Neeson in Taken did not have billions of chins.But then again he also didn't have a massive vagina.
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Bill from here?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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Bill from here(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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It's sunny so I'm happyI struggle to get out of bed in the mornings on work days, always leaving it until the last possible moment then having another minute or two just lying there.
I'm wearing a black tie this morning, but I doubt I'd fit in with your fancy ball-going crowd, but thanks for the invite Swipey.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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I fancy the party would be more interesting if you turned up, mohawk and all!The champers would be spilled everywhere
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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I'm not sure about Disney songsBut I do bounce out of bed with the grace and exuberance of a lamb on a spring day. I frolic into the shower before gambolling into my clothes and cleaning at least one part of the house before I leave for work.
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I don't think I could cope with someone who was like that in a morning.They might want to talk with me and stuff.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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I was about to tell you to fuck offThen I realised that you're calling someone else a bender. I'm not sure how to process this
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What?It's not as if I sing "Under the Sea" when I'm in the shower then pick up the refrain of "Part of Your World" when I'm dusting the TV cabinet.
Oh :(
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Did you find your shirt things?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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NoMy collars will be floppy and wrinkled, like Darths overused anus.
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Did you check the rubber seal inside the washing machine drum?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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I don't know the words to "under the sea"but I do like to sing the horn part loudly.
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darling it's better, down where it's wetter
*giggles*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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I sure will.They are your specialist field, after all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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Darling it's better, down where it's wetter...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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Bent as this may be,your choice of Disney standards to belt out of a morning is beyond reproach
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Oh come on.The only Disney song worth singing, and not at all bent, is Everybody wants to be a cat, from the Aristocats. Perhaps I may allow I'm the king of the swingers, but that's it.
And dusting before going to work..... Stay in bed longer and avoid such pursuits.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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Tits or legs, not bothIt's sunny and I'm working from home, good times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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I am the living dead in the morningsToday I stumbled out of the windowless broom cupboard of a room where I've been sleeping lately (don't ask), greeted my flatmate with a "Burn in hell" and shambled into the bathroom.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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UR Harry Potter AICMsupporting role in the films.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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Not now that the scar on my forehead has fadedBut you're not actually that far off with the cupboard thing. My choices are: Sleep in my actual bedroom with its single glazing and get woken up at 5am every day by noises outside (very light sleeper) or sleep on the floor in the tiny box room.
Box room it is.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:57,
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Piss offIsn't about time you started a new thread slagging me off in some manner?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:51,
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Well played, geniusCall me gay in a witty and imaginative manner. It'll make you feel better
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This is the proper manly way to get up in the morning.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 9:48,
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You need to get laid.Instead of talking about wine and being a snob, get your game on and go get a shag.
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