Morning chick.
I'll be fine, It's just a cold. I don't think anything could stop me having fun this weekend.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I suspected as much
If you give him the cold and he spreads it around Brighton (the ill, not his willy, obv) the country's bumming average will drop exponentially. You have a responsibility to the Daily Mail to ensure this happens.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I think he gave it to me when I was there.
How are you, anyway?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Then my cunning plan is foiled. Fucking antibodies.
My thigh muscles ache like fuck today after yesterday's run, but otherwise am feeling surprisingly positive thank you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Glad to hear it m'dear
Plans for the weekend?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Ballroom lesson midday Saturday
Gigantic birthday piss-up that evening. In between I think Ms Foxtrot wants to sort out our veg patch. A mix of the fun, gay and distinctly middle-aged, then. I'm so cool
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that darling.
I'll be overthrowing the government then having sexehtiemz. I may also get drunk.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'm actually quite looking forward to it, if the weather holds it'll be very pleasant in a middle-aged sort of way
I reckon I can match you for sexytime and booze. Overthrowing the government, less so. Unless I name each of the weeds in our veg patch after a member of the cabinet. That might be fun.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Yes. Fun.
When the hell did you get old?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

2 years, 6 months and 22 days ago
Thank you for asking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm safe for a while then.
Good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Nowadays I'm reliant on the "you're as old as the woman you feel" maxim
Hence my desperate, grasping attempts to fuck you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I knew there must be a reason.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Flattering, eh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

There are younger b3tans.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Don't make me pay you an actual compliment in a public forum

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)