The bit about serotonin is intriguing
I believe, and hopefully Monty can help clarify this matter for me, that taking ecstasy depletes the brain's serotonin supplies, or rather burns through it at an accelerated rate. In which case (if this were applicable to humans), I spent most of my twenties doing my chances of fancying girls no favours whatsoever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ecstasy Fire and Ice by Trojan Condoms are sponsoring OKCupid apparently, why would they do such a cruel thing
they ought to know if I'm on there I'm obviously not getting laid
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

my chances of fancying girls no favours whatsoever young chaps up the Ronson

Your scores please.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I'm going to need to ask you to explain the etymology of the euphemism "Ronson"
as I've never heard it before. If it relates to Mark Ronson being an arse, 7/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Ronson Lighter = Shiter
I've heard it in frequent use north of the border.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I may start using Norris as a descriptive term for those gentlemen who travel on the other bus.
Norris McWhirter, shirter.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Ah
In that case, 6/10.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

* sadfaces *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Not bad for a first effort mate
The strikethrough bar has been set very high round these 'ere parts. Keep at it.

Edit: what the FUCK am I doing?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

You mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

When will I learn that being nice will get me nowhere in this company?
What was the "oi" for by the way?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Dunno now
Alzheimers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Thank you for your encouragement.
I will re-double my efforts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

coura gor
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I'm not sure if this is calling me gay or not
but it gets a click for making me laugh, even without a mark
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I don't think it was
I just thought it was funny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I was half-expecting a strikethrough
but I couldn't think of anything funny - but you did. You bastard.

I'm still not giving in over Susanna Reid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

not in

Why thanks!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Why thanks! Don't worry about it my good man, she's all yours.

Very kind of you squire.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

It seemed only right
after I'd worn my penis out on her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

now if you shake her
she slops
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

oi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I am aware that you have made this post for the sake of "comedy"
and thus I will refrain from explaining why everything you have said is wrong.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Appreciate it
Actually have no idea if ecstasy does that to a boy, or if it's complete bollocks that I was told once. By someone on ecstasy. Whilst I was on ecstasy. Complete bollocks looking highly likely at this point in time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

told cupping
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Hahaha, 8/10
Simplistic, but completely changes the message of the sentence. Bonus points for confusing and then amusing me. You get a click, although I will admit to a degree of bias as it's you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

m ro
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Hmm. 7/10
Points for minimalism, and for having the balls to follow such an excellent example of the strikethrough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

the to follow such an excellent example of the strikethrough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

*looks*
*looks some more*
*finally gets it*
*clicks*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Yeah it took me a while too
In fact, I was up to "as earth as it is in heaven"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

You get a click for this one too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Haha, cheers
Right, I'm quitting while I'm ahead - the sun's still shining and I've got Bud in the fridge. Good evening, gentlemen.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Indeed so.
I cannot go anywhere near ecstasy any more, having caned the hell out of it for several years when I was younger. If I have just a tiny amount it makes me monumentally depressed a few days later.

Also I've known people who've done waaaay to much - much more than me - who have ended up quite camp as a result. I can spot an 'e-cabbage' in seconds. It does something weird to you if you really overdo it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

They end up only liking obscure surf punk, MDs and Cognac?
Additionally, everything else is "fucking shit"?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

One of the advantages of living in Norwich
is that no matter how much you may love ecstasy, and I REALLY did around the ages of 21-24, it's very difficult to find good enough dance events to attend regularly, thereby spacing out one's indulgence however oversupplied one may be.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I never bothered with the dance events
but seeing Moby followed by the Chemical Brothers whilst off my face on E was most entertaining.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

One of?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

THERE ARE OTHERS
I'm just not telling you about them right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I have been to Norwich
Actually there was a really good Chinese restaurant near the bus station as I recall
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Lucky Star
Once you get over having to traipse up through a car park to get it, yes it's a belter. All-you-can-eat at a reasonable price. Well found, sir.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

This was quite a few years ago
It was in a pedestrian only street I think. I wasn't all you can eat though, quite expensive but good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

In which case I may be completely bloody wrong
Oh well, I've only lived here for THIRTEEN YEARS, why should I know where stuff is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Norwich has just gone up in my estimation
Rampant Horse St? Class!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Haha, yeah that caused me much amusement when I first moved here too
In case there was any doubt about how the locals pass their time, there's also an Upper Goat Lane
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I love this!
Yay for stupidly named streets
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

there's one near here called Inner Ting Tong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

This is what happens when you crack open the mead before planning a town

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

More of this I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

it's a bit out in the country
apparently has something to do with being able to hear the bells from the nearest town from there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)