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Darth, here's your explanation
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:26,
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latest was 15 years ago)
It was V where they ate mice, not Star Wars(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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you're a nice boy, but you've got no brainsso shut your fucking face
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:28,
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it's from a filmI thought probably some Guy Richie film, but buggered if I can find which one.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:41,
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I like all body parts.I have my own museum at home, I can touch and smell and taste all I want then put them back in the fridge.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:50,
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Except the not applicable to humans bit(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:30,
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as far as you know(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:31,
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I am glad that you have posted this repsonse as it has saved me from a lengthy rant.Some of the science-y bits of the internet have been mighty afeared of what the Mail and its ilk will make of this story.
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I'll buy the Mail tomorrow.To see their considered response.
There may be something about pikeys too, hopefully.
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I can imagine.I was only using it for its joke potential, rather than because I thought it was the reason for homosexuality in humans, or whatever Darth is.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:41,
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Also thisfoodnetworkhumor.com/2011/03/we-found-it-the-corniest-magazine-pun-of-all-time/
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I saw one once that said something like "MARTHA AND RACHEL! FIST FIGHT! MARTHA CALLS RACHEL OUT ON BEING A DRUNK!"or some such
it was fun
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:46,
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Since we're doing links, someone just made this:whichfontshouldiuse.com
Made me laugh.
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The bit about serotonin is intriguingI believe, and hopefully Monty can help clarify this matter for me, that taking ecstasy depletes the brain's serotonin supplies, or rather burns through it at an accelerated rate. In which case (if this were applicable to humans), I spent most of my twenties doing my chances of fancying girls no favours whatsoever.
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Ecstasy Fire and Ice by Trojan Condoms are sponsoring OKCupid apparently, why would they do such a cruel thingthey ought to know if I'm on there I'm obviously not getting laid
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:49,
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Your scores please.
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I'm going to need to ask you to explain the etymology of the euphemism "Ronson"as I've never heard it before. If it relates to Mark Ronson being an arse, 7/10
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Ronson Lighter = ShiterI've heard it in frequent use north of the border.
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I may start using Norris as a descriptive term for those gentlemen who travel on the other bus.Norris McWhirter, shirter.
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Not bad for a first effort mateThe strikethrough bar has been set very high round these 'ere parts. Keep at it.
Edit: what the FUCK am I doing?!
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When will I learn that being nice will get me nowhere in this company?What was the "oi" for by the way?
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I'm not sure if this is calling me gay or notbut it gets a click for making me laugh, even without a mark
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I don't think it wasI just thought it was funny
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:13,
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I was half-expecting a strikethroughbut I couldn't think of anything funny - but you did. You bastard.
I'm still not giving in over Susanna Reid.
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Very kind of you squire.
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It seemed only rightafter I'd worn my penis out on her
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28,
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now if you shake hershe slops
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 17:15,
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I am aware that you have made this post for the sake of "comedy" and thus I will refrain from explaining why everything you have said is wrong.
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Appreciate itActually have no idea if ecstasy does that to a boy, or if it's complete bollocks that I was told once. By someone on ecstasy. Whilst I was on ecstasy. Complete bollocks looking highly likely at this point in time.
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Hahaha, 8/10Simplistic, but completely changes the message of the sentence. Bonus points for confusing and then amusing me. You get a click, although I will admit to a degree of bias as it's you.
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Hmm. 7/10Points for minimalism, and for having the balls to follow such an excellent example of the strikethrough
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:26,
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*looks**looks some more*
*finally gets it*
*clicks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:26,
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Yeah it took me a while tooIn fact, I was up to "as earth as it is in heaven"
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You get a click for this one too!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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Haha, cheersRight, I'm quitting while I'm ahead - the sun's still shining and I've got Bud in the fridge. Good evening, gentlemen.
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Indeed so.I cannot go anywhere near ecstasy any more, having caned the hell out of it for several years when I was younger. If I have just a tiny amount it makes me monumentally depressed a few days later.
Also I've known people who've done waaaay to much - much more than me - who have ended up quite camp as a result. I can spot an 'e-cabbage' in seconds. It does something weird to you if you really overdo it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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They end up only liking obscure surf punk, MDs and Cognac?Additionally, everything else is "fucking shit"?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:58,
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One of the advantages of living in Norwichis that no matter how much you may love ecstasy, and I REALLY did around the ages of 21-24, it's very difficult to find good enough dance events to attend regularly, thereby spacing out one's indulgence however oversupplied one may be.
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I never bothered with the dance eventsbut seeing Moby followed by the Chemical Brothers whilst off my face on E was most entertaining.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:00,
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I have been to NorwichActually there was a really good Chinese restaurant near the bus station as I recall
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:05,
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Lucky StarOnce you get over having to traipse up through a car park to get it, yes it's a belter. All-you-can-eat at a reasonable price. Well found, sir.
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This was quite a few years agoIt was in a pedestrian only street I think. I wasn't all you can eat though, quite expensive but good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:09,
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In which case I may be completely bloody wrongOh well, I've only lived here for THIRTEEN YEARS, why should I know where stuff is
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Norwich has just gone up in my estimationRampant Horse St? Class!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:14,
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Haha, yeah that caused me much amusement when I first moved here tooIn case there was any doubt about how the locals pass their time, there's also an Upper Goat Lane
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I love this!Yay for stupidly named streets
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:19,
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there's one near here called Inner Ting Tong(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:21,
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This is what happens when you crack open the mead before planning a town(, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
it's a bit out in the countryapparently has something to do with being able to hear the bells from the nearest town from there.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28,
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Having massive child access grief a-fucking-gain today.Mightily pissed off, I am.
As you were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:50,
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Finished for the day!Gotta eat an early dinner and then go off to the cinema.
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thealternativefact, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:58,
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What problem has she thought up?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:55,
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I asked if I could have my daughter overnight on Saturday:'No'
Can I have your objections please?
'I don't need to or desire to by text'
I'm going to write her an official-looking letter formally requesting the start of overnight care on my part within the next day or so. I'm fucking sick of it (sorry TGB I know you are too). My child is nearly fucking 3 and has only been to my house twice. FFS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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The letter sounds like a good planwith any luck it'll force a response. Sorry to hear about it all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:01,
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You have looked after her lots of times overnight at loon's house though, haven't you?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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What could her argument be then?Apart from "I'm being a cunt"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:29,
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Oh I get a point blank refusal even to discuss it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:46,
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Have you tried saying "discuss this bitch"while gesturing at your genitals?
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Dude, I was talking to a friend of mine who's going through something similarHe said he found a legal firm who specialise in paternal visitation rights, maybe you should try them out?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:00,
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You're getting a MASSIVE cheese and bacon toastie for this.(
thealternativefact, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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WOOO!!!!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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I keep looking - then shuddering - then closing it. Then repeating the process.It's hypnotic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:28,
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don't say his name againthat'll be a third time and he'll appear
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:33,
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That's how he gets youIt's those murdering eyes...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:29,
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isn't there an Eagles song about that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:31,
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He'll certainly stab you with his steely knives(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:35,
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My nana got that played on the radio for my mum's 21st.She asked for 'Iron Eyes', the crazy little bint.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:39,
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When did this start?I have seen the Ol' Murder Eyes thing a few times and assumed you were on about Bowie, because of his wrong eyes.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:36,
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Just the other dayStarted off as an in-joke.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:37,
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