I shall be indulging in a bit of fornication with my GF
That will be briefly exciting.

Why don't you drink a grown up drink, like meths or lighter fuel?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 8:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YOU'VE GOT ANTIFREEZE
No, you should never mix your drinks!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 8:43, Reply)

But I had some cider and a glass of red wine last night.
Does this mean I'm going to die?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 8:46, Reply)

You are definitely going to die, yes
Whether this happens soon, or as a remote consequence of your alcohol ingestion, I cannot say.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 8:54, Reply)

I appreciate this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Fuck me, a film we both like
That has NEVER happened.

How are you today squire?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

not bad. back hurt a bit this morning
but seems better now, even before painkillers kicked in. I'm on the mend!

can't wait for the weekend. How are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Good thank you mate
Also looking forward to the weekend, especially if the weather holds. Good day of sport tomorrow, even if I will be limited to following the cricket via live text. Sorry, I appreciate this is not something you give a shit about.

Hope the back continues to mend and doesn't affect your weekend plans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I don't mind other people enjoying watching or listening to sport
cheers buddy. It certainly seems like it is getting better. Another gentle surf will see me right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

That sounds like a bad combination to me
but then I know absolutely fuck all about aurfing, so I'll assume you're right and wish you all the best with it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I was gonna suggest petrol.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 8:44, Reply)