Yeah.
Eeep!
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You'll be fine
Just don't set him on fire.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

That would be a terrible waste.

(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I suggest
when you serve the pudding, bring it out on a tray alongside an eye-watering 15" strap-on, and then say 'oh goodness, how can that have got on there!'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Isn't Noel using it tonight though?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

There's no strap on it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Monty, this is the SECOND date
She already whipped that bad boy out on the first.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Two choice for this one
a. out
b. out up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Ewww.
I know he's limber, because he's a tennis coach, but I highly doubt he's that...accommodating.
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)