I've just got back from lucnh with Ms Foxtrot at Norwich's finest vegetarian-only restaurant, Pulse
I had wild mushrooms in ale with black pepper dumplings. It was fucking lovely.

Much-awaited cricketing update: my pound looks pretty fucking safe, despite Hashim "The Beard" Amla getting out in comedic circumstances.

Carry on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sounds nice
Needs a steak to go with it though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I'd love to see you - or better still, Monty - loudly suggest that in Pulse
The place is entirely staffed by the sort of hippies he would have thoroughly enjoyed gassing during his youth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

It does need a steak though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

As I said, it was bloody lovely
Pulse is one of my favourite places to eat in Norwich and the food is consistently excellent.

Steak would've been nice, yeah
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

...up the Khyber, EH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I've never ridden in a cart pulled by cows before

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You are aware of the rhyming slang term 'Khyber Pass'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I certainly am
I chose to ignore the inferred gay jibe in a generous attempt to stop your average slipping substantially.

You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

What a pompous name for a vege restaurant.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

A good part of their menu consists of grains and pulses
I choose to believe this has a bearing, and it's not just them being poncey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I bet they're all like "It's because our food never had one haw haw haw haw *chokes on lentil*"

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

That is a very distinct possibility
and much funnier than my suggestion, so I am stealing it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Do they have this on a loop in the background?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7YIqUcKjOk
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Next thing you'll be saying is that vegetarians can be sanctimonious killjoys
(or something equally ridiculous)!!!!

Come on Noel - you need to get your finger out of your arse and onto the 'pulse'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I was vege from birth to about 28 years old
but was rarely sanctimonious about it. A pain in the arse, maybe, but not preachy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)