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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I call lunch thread
as the last one has conked out.

Lunch thread with a generic "What are you up to this weekend" on the side

Alt:
Pants
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:26, 232 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm turning 30 this weekend

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)
+stone

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)
stone?
EDIT:

mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)
stone?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Well done that man
I fell asleep into a curry on my 30th
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
That's not how you spell "stone?".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Sorry, I meant stone

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)
You fell into a Korma.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Rock

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Old

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)
straight men gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Quiet weekend then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
more like gay men straight

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Have a good one dear boy (edit: just realised who you are, durr)
I have absolutely no idea what I did for mine. It must have been really great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Can't have been that fun
Wasn't rationing still ongoing?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Hardly.
It was in the middle of the Industrial Revolution.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
alt: shirts. my shirt says "Wanna play Army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This is a good shirt
I cant actually read what mine says
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Mine says 'THE DEVIANTS' on it
and it has a picture of a nun licking an ice lolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Mine has an acid smily in camouflage
and something written in flourescent orange that could be either:

ROUTING
or
BOWLING

I hope its bowling
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Mine says "Fuck politics, I just want to burn shit down"
Because I'm all alternative and rebellious and if you show me a system you know full well I'mma smash the fuck out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
+when I'm finished work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Of course
All these rad tattoos and piercings aren't cheap, y'know? Also I have a contractual, let alone moral obligation to do a good job here, you just don't fuck around with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
where are your morals when you're burning shit down?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
With me, being all toasty warm

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
aw man
i love being warm
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Man you are such a renegade IT HURTS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
alt: I have no pants on!
still not got dressed. After all this is a sick day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
woop!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Yeah man, it's bare sick innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
POIDH I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
totally, nice one
I forgot to add to the main story

"...and then I was sick on a paramedic"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I'm quite tempted to get a tuna salad for lunch today
Shall have to see.

Weekend plans are set in stone, sadly. I'm only really looking forward to meeting that girl tomorrow daytime.

Alt: You are acrenne AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
college food mings
i am rebelling off to the deli for a falafel wrap with houmous and herby mayonnaise and a massive diet coke.

hope it stays sunny all weekend, it's stunning!

i would wish al a happy birthday but he's been a bit of a steaming turd lately, so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
I had a cracking sandwich
Ciabatta with cheddar, yellow pepper, ham and exceedingly spicy sauce, toasted and served with beef Hula Hoops and a can of proper Coke. Two doughnuts and a coffee complete todays lunch
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
would be better if it was a crackling sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
This would have slightly improved it, I'll grant you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
bin offf the slices of rotting swine
and i'd eat that sandwich, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
But rotting swine tastes GOOOOOOOOD

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
yeuch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Fair enough
More for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
it's not rotting
no wonder you don't like meat if you got fed rotten stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
it is dead animal though
i find it hard to wrap my squeamish little head around that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
you'd no more eat rotting meat than you would rotting veg

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
i think i lack the capacity
to separate the chunk of meat from the cute animal
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
You need a sharp knife

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
I could do that with my teeth
while staring it in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
+ while standing in a field full of cute animals
screaming "You're next!" as bits of Bambi splutter out of your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
For some reason, I'm now reminded of a former /talker who used to get food by nicking the unsold stock from the bins behind supermarkets.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
My brother did that when he was a squatter.
The shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

at ir
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I'd totally wish you well in everything in your life
but you're so incapable of looking beyond your own little privileged bubble that you wouldn't even notice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
oh alistair
what gets posted on here is in no way reflective of real life. sometimes i worry that you forget this!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Errrrm, yes, me too. I was totally being Ironic.

so ...
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
irony is what other people miss

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Irony
is how best to describe the inside of Bella's pants at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Full of magnets, are they?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Blood..................iron.....................geddit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
I got it

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
You're an old married man so you should get it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
+once a month

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
She's an iron-blooded robot?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
That is spectacular!
How do we know this about her?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
bet she thinks normal feminine hygiene products are for disgusting right wing capitalists who take, like, showers and stuff
she probably prefers to roll her own out of recycled newspapers and hessian.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
People like us totally get irony.
I could meet you in person and I'd be all up in your face one minute and then being all nice the next and then motorboating you 30 seconds later before totally cussing you out and all your friends would be all like "Girlfriend, what's going on with the hot dude?" and we'd both be all like "LOLZ! It's totally ironic, AM I RITE!" and they'd be all like "WTF?" and we'd be all like "ROFL!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
what the hell is motorboating?
i always wonder this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Woohoo!
You're in for a treat at the London bash. *Gazzes Badger*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Guy sticks his head in booby cleavage
and blows a raspberry while shaking his head from side to side.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
It's when you put your face in the cleavage of a buxom lady
and wiggle your face left and right while letting your lips go all floppy so you make a noise something akin to a motorboat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
next question for you all
WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Face in boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
boys like boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Because they're boobs.
We like having our face in boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
My choice of hair style prohibits motorboating
I have to get the angle just right, or I'll have their eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
haha!
You're too much of a wuss to do it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Ahem!
wuss gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Oh my GOD
I have just thought of an epic motorboating technique that involves hanging upside down above them, and lowering my head down into their cleavage.
I now have a goal in life, to achieve a successful Spiderman Motorboat.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Ideally one could simply drop down from the ceiling of a nightclub,
perform said move on an unsuspecting woman and then whoosh back up into the rafters.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
In my mind this is exactly how it'll happen

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
*goes to climbing shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Get Bungee cord
for the whooshing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
*shakes head sadly, not unlike I was doing slow-mo motorboating*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
We all know you're going to try this so don't pretend otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Try it? I'm a fucking expert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Boobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I real that as 'college food minge'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
perv

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Mmmm, students.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
soup
we've had the weekend plans already haven't we?

alt: Grey Ted Baker ones
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
It was a side order, not the main course of the thread

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
lunch was the remains of a pizza
I am proper hungry and have blood to replace. I may have to go buy MOAR food soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Black pudding is your best bet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Oh you shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
bella could probably make her own this month

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Oh god
I've just done a little mouth sick
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Tha's worse than titmilk ice cream

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Are you from Cornwall?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
she can have that effect sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
I am clicking this, and clicking hard.
Truly repulsive.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
thank you darling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
why has no one tried this on the internet yet?
not that I would, I can't cook. But you'd have thought it would have occured to someone
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
the blood is ready made!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Black pudding.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
today is all about the mind pissing, I see

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I hear a zing on the horizon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
A nasty cough. Have food downstairs but am not hungry.
On the plus side I am very grateful to my beautiful flatmate who got up early this morning to get the washing machine delivered. She's a star. And I'm ridiculously excited over a fucking WASHING MACHINE.

Alt: Podka dots.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Are you sitting on it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Nah, it's tucked under the counter, I couldn't get on top if I tried.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Just lean backwards
and push your mimsy against the front of it when it's on full spin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I'd "extract" all the "lint" if you know what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
and you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
On the polka dots, I'd imagine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
red with polka dots on:)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I feel left out in the polka stakes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
That thread was disturbing.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Brace yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
For what?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
IRL LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I don't understand :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Oh god I'd managed to forget aobut that bit

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
It's another quote from the podka dots thread.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I just reread it argh argh oh god

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Link?
This isn't ringing any bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
A word of warning: once you've seen this thread, you cannot unsee it.
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
That's not that bad
It's a couple doing a PDA. It doesn't belong on there, but it's not hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
A lot of the revulsion there comes from folk knowing what that couple were (apparently) like in real life.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
PDA is necking or something.
He's telling the board he opened her drawers and looked at her minge and has now decided he wants to fuck it with his knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Maybe I'm jaded then

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
You haven't seen what they look like.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
No I have not
If they're as bad as you and Gvpy hint, then I don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Don't say I never give you anything
b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
link me to it please
you probably already have it saved in your porn index
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I don't either, darling.
but you made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)
RAPE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I would love to be a fly on the wall of this meeting
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/mar/24/alex-ferguson-bbc-director-general
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I can't think of anything more dull

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Are you even reading this thread?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
yes, that's how dull I think it would be

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Watching Mark Thompson lord it over that belligerent Scottish cunt?
I'd find it hilarious.

"So Mr Ferguson, are you going to talk to us after matches?"
"That's Sir Ferguson to you sonny"
"Oh. I'm terribly sorry Mr Ferguson, but anyway, are you going to talk to us or are you going to take a six figure fine onto the balance sheet of a club which is already hundreds of millions in the red?"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
+ will make fuck all difference

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Oh I know that
But it's the fact that he's held out for seven years and still won't get an apology
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
He is such a fucking baby
We need more Holloway managers who say interesting stuff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I'd love you to be a fly on the wall there
With a tiny suicide bomber explosive vest on, so you could fly into the ear of one of them (I don't care which one) and blow yourself up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
I'm dishing out clicks all over the show today....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Three bean salad, mug of green tea and an apple for afters.
What a wanker I am eh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I AM UP TO NOTHING THIS WEEKEND.
WHY MUST YOU KEEP ASKING ME. IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE TO REMIND ME OF MY BORING LIFE. YOU THINK IT'S SO FUNNY WITH YOUR BUSY FAMILY LIFE TO KEEP YOU HAPPY WHILEST I SIT ALONE IN MY HOME PRESSING F5 ALL WEEKEND. I HATE YOU.


Alt: white cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
You could have come to my birthday party.
It's your own fault you'll be on your own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
I have to ration my weekends away due to money and family obligations but thanks for the invite : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
aw *sadfaces*
Sorry Blousie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)
Take the doggies out for a mahoosive walk in the sun

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)
What! for 48 hours?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I said mahoosive
so yes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Benji and I could manage it but I think Biscuit might flag after a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Who are you, Eddie fucking Murphy?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I snogged him in a dream once.
Whilest hiding in some bushes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Did he do his "hilarious" seal laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
No! too busy necking.
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
You need to stop eating cheese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

doggies puppies
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I'll be doing nothing as well. I am having my pregnant friend over for dinner on saturday.
Which is nice but it means I can't drink because I have to drive her home.
So there's no way to drown out the sorrow of a lonely weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Having dinner with your friend is not lonely?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)
from the whole weekend, that takes up about 3 hours.
wtf am I going to do the rest of the time?
being busy and doing things doesn't take away from being lonely, it just keeps you occupied
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Can't she drive herself?
Lazy cow.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)
says the man who never passed his test

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)
she gets her license in a week but probably won't be able to drive much because she's due in 3 weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I have to work at a singles party tonight.
I am not looking forward to this at all. I miss having a real weekend :(
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Pfft! It's always party time in that there London.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
We're not allowed to have parties at work anymore.
At the last one someone broke their collar bone playing leap frog for a bottle of cristal.

Silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Haha!
Drink related injuried FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Those kerrazeee Ruskies sure know how to 'party'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I wish you could come out to play with us :(

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Me three :(

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
If you're not too dead tomorrow lets play then.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Aw man I think another full-on weekend might kill me.
We'll see how it's going tomorrow though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
The only singles parties I've ever seen have been upstairs at a local pub
they were full of utter cunts totally hammered.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Prefer LP parties myself.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)
do you want some kind of recognition for that pun?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)
No, I quite like silence.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Your are Dave Gahan
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Your are FACE is Dave Gahan.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
*zinged*
and I claim my face palm
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I'm going to that! See you there.


Oh. Err..
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I was going to say Ha! As if anyone would be stupid enough to want to go out with you.
Then I realised.

Now I am sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Don't be sad.
He'll be dead soon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I've got an appointment with a tailor this evening.
Weight gain means 'new suits'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Best leave it until Monday then
No doubt curry and beer will feature heavily this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
*waves*
Hooray for tubby Jeff!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
*Waves*
Ahoy Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Avast ye me hearties!
What you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I took on a few days work
(Well, about a weeks work that I needed to get done by COB today). So it has been a case of working 16 hour days for the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Good for you.
You can afford to come to the Tod bash now : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Have you got a cellar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I have.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I just assume I'd end up burried in it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Nah! I'd keep you alive as my gimp.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
*Packs own shovel*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
You, earlier:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I'll wager you have this album

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I wager he'll have the German import.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I'll also wager that it's his favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I used to have Danny Kay's version when I was a yout'man.
It was on the same LP as The Ugly Ducking and Wonderful, Wonderful Copenhagen.

It was (and I think I am using the phrase correctly here) Fucking Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Did you prefer the Mike Reid version?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Wallop!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwFKQGyzNbU
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Good Lord. I missed that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
You jest surely?
EVERYONE knows that Mike Reid had a go at that.

Runaround!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I've just got back from lucnh with Ms Foxtrot at Norwich's finest vegetarian-only restaurant, Pulse
I had wild mushrooms in ale with black pepper dumplings. It was fucking lovely.

Much-awaited cricketing update: my pound looks pretty fucking safe, despite Hashim "The Beard" Amla getting out in comedic circumstances.

Carry on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
That sounds nice
Needs a steak to go with it though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I'd love to see you - or better still, Monty - loudly suggest that in Pulse
The place is entirely staffed by the sort of hippies he would have thoroughly enjoyed gassing during his youth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
It does need a steak though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
As I said, it was bloody lovely
Pulse is one of my favourite places to eat in Norwich and the food is consistently excellent.

Steak would've been nice, yeah
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
...up the Khyber, EH?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I've never ridden in a cart pulled by cows before

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You are aware of the rhyming slang term 'Khyber Pass'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I certainly am
I chose to ignore the inferred gay jibe in a generous attempt to stop your average slipping substantially.

You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
What a pompous name for a vege restaurant.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
A good part of their menu consists of grains and pulses
I choose to believe this has a bearing, and it's not just them being poncey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I bet they're all like "It's because our food never had one haw haw haw haw *chokes on lentil*"

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
That is a very distinct possibility
and much funnier than my suggestion, so I am stealing it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Do they have this on a loop in the background?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7YIqUcKjOk
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Next thing you'll be saying is that vegetarians can be sanctimonious killjoys
(or something equally ridiculous)!!!!

Come on Noel - you need to get your finger out of your arse and onto the 'pulse'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I was vege from birth to about 28 years old
but was rarely sanctimonious about it. A pain in the arse, maybe, but not preachy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Slow cooked beef in beer with garlicky parsnip mash
I did it yesterday and made double mash so I could have some today. Soooo tasty. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

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