Fucking South Africans are choking like a pikey trying to defraud a posh restaurant
On the upside, the hurdle awaiting England in the semi-final* is theoretically now an easier one to vault.

*If they beat Sri Lanka tomorrow**

**Which they won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Get your quid out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

quid beef-truncheon
+ of my tradesman's
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

7/10
Excellent use of "beef truncheon"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I'm trying not to be gloaty.
*gloats*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I'm trying not to be Moaty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Bloaty
*burp*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Oh, you picked a fine time to fucking show up, didn't you?
Congratulations sir, good call. I should've remembered that the Saffers are chokers. I owe you a pound.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

+ing up the anus with my shitty lovestick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

7/10
Quite good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

see, I would've scored that higher than mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Subjective isn't it?
I'm still aiming for the elusive 10/10
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I can't wait to score someone 10/10
It will have to be something so clever and funny that it makes me officelol uncontrollably and weep with laughter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

What so "Fuck off you massive Homo" didn't?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

There have been some things posted on here over the years
that have had me in tears and completely unable to function for about 20 mins. I'm not sure who it was (may have been Al) who posted a skit on "My Name Is Luca" involving raping cats that still makes me giggle now when I think about it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

8/10's the cutoff for a click though
My ruling was that whilst this was slightly better than yours, it wasn't quite worthy of a click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

The wager made an otherwise dull match, less dull.
I may take up betting full time, nothing bad could happen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Good idea
I may need to establish greater form before following in your footsteps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

form girth
follow spunk
footsteps ear
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

You can have a click for this one
8/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

First of the day I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)