Has one of your legs fallen off again?
Can you not use science to fix it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No.
It has decided to oblige me with a bodily function I am medicated against having on sodding date night.
Fuck piss wank shit bilge toss cock wank shit fuck.
(berk, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I have notice that this is more likely to happen on any date night

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

and when you're likely to have sex for the first time in ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

There seems to be a large number of lady b3tans up on blocks at the moment.
Of course, any stress or excitement will do that to your body.

Plus, it's a good way of making sure you behave yourself tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

i think that was part of the reason I went a bit funny yesterday
it's not good to bleed from too many places at once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Have they still not told you what was actually wrong?
I find it hard to believe they let you leave without being able to tell you why it happened and that it wasn't going to happen again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

well, I'm not being called back for anything, unless I fall over today
I have been banned from giving blood, though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Did you tell them your body was giving it away anyway?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

yeah
I had cramps a bit anyway, but while I was writhing around my lady parts hurt like a bastard. When I was eventually lucid enough, I told them. So amongst the *shrugs* I got a 'it might be that I suppose'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:06, Reply)

mr b3th was rushed in just before xmas
and when we told them he was on a diet, all of a sudden it was 'that'. No further investigation. i am very cross at scapegoat medicine.

Make sure you get your GP to chase up the matter. He/she will need to know exactly what's going on with you, as your primary physician.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

nah, it'll be fine
I don't really go to the doctors unless I really have to. PLus, they usually just blame things on the thyroid. Man, I'm turning into a medical wreck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

You know what's really full of iron?
Chocolate.

Well, and Guinness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Shit I have no chocolate
:( I did have a snickers earlier on and I'm pretty sure nuts have lots of iron, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 20:14, Reply)