Lurgy!
Which is fine when you're getting breakfast in bed an ting, but yesterday on the train, Jesus, I felt pregnant and murderous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If you ever do get pregnant and murderous
I promise to be the best auntie evah!

In other news, hope you feel better soon, you pox-ridden strumpet x
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Would you raise it while I was in prison?
Because your brother would just put it in the washing machine with Tigger, switch to boil wash and calmly set off on his daily commute.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I kind of assumed the murderous part would refer to dj
probably for knocking you up in the first place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

No, I was having fantasies of being a suicide bomber.
My carriage was full of bastards who deserved it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

most of the general public deserve it
Largely for getting in my way, being stupid, or otherwise getting on my very short wick.

Also, please get better soon so you can help me with my stuff. stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

My old boss used to do dat shit and she said she'd help.
She also sympathised with my lack of motivation and life-threatening hypochondria.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I'm counting on you!
I've hit a major brick wall. I'm beginning to think these people didin't fucking exist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Awesome insult there.
*banks for tonight*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)