so i'm stuck in lectures all day but with sneaky wi-fi access
and of course this is the one day you lot all decide to have a life... muy typico.

anyone got any gossip from last night? BERK, i am looking at YOU! or otherwise just make something up, we'll never know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:03, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pft I don't have a life
I'm at work
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Yeah, googlebaby girl is actually quite nice
and kiddo's taken her under her wing and is pretty much her only friend in the entire school.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:12, Reply)

kiddo's only friend?
Have you driven the rest of them away?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Nah you daft sod.
She's one of the most sociable people I know. I mean googlebaby girl alienated the entire school of 1,500+ kids and kiddo's been there for her.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

How the fuck did dhe manage that?
I'm only up to about 950
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

She told some friends of hers that the reason she was off school for a fortnight was because she'd had a baby
and after keeping it up for a few days brought some photos in to show them. Someone found the exact same photos on google and outed her as a liar and it got around the whole school and she was teased relentlessly for weeks and everyone deserted her. And so the googlebaby was born. Or it wasn't.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

wow that was dumb.
Did she use this picture?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Hahaha I sincerely hope so.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

i'm going to agree with TGB
because i am feeling mischievous.

it's All Your Fault
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Yes, that's because you're a harridan.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

GOOD WORD
/prouds
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I've decided
I'm not moving in with my mate. I hate the area and will find something else. Shame I spent all last week sorting out the room. Better break the bad news today. This should be fun...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

i had to tell my friend she and her husband couldn't stay next week
as i have flatmate, flatmate's bf and flatmate's parents all staying too. and they stay with me about 3 weeks every year and her husband drives me insane after a couple of days (he thinks i am a blank chequebook and is always trying to sell me stuff, complains that i buy low-fat ice-cream and jack daniels instead of glenmorangie, that kind of shit). that was also a hard conversation, so i sympathise.

although the response was "suppose we can get a hotel but could we stay some of the week?" which made me feel less bad, frankly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You are a blank chequebook
Aren't you?
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

i haven't actually seen my chequebook for months
/worried now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I feel your pain.
And hopefully your boobs?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

i thought you had a bird!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

no fumbled that into touch a while ago. She is still on my degree course though
which is no way occassionally awkward and shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

oh shit!
what happened bobby??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Nothing terrible just fizzled out over new years holiday.
We aren't enemies but we don't chat and when we share lectures it can be a bit awkward. It's ok though 'cause I joined OKCupid and have had a massive 3 messages!! all from nutters.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

ah, online dating
doom and disaster await.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'm already bored of it. I don't see the point really.
I like meeting people irl and going from there but I suppose that's terribly old fashioned now. I am a relic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

people suck
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

don't say that :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

sorry
but it never ends well

/voice of experience right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

.
-had +were

(Strike-through fail)
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

A for effort though.
It's Saturday morning have a nice glass of OJ, relax and try again later ok. (I wrote that in a Dutch accent)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

last night I found out that James VI
Passed by my street on his journey to London to accept the Crown.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:24, Reply)

so....
...... 400 year old gossip? SCORE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm on the line to Heat magazine as we speak.
SPOTTED!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I know, rite?
Welcome to the next level.

*relurks*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Oh wow. I'm ill. Very ill. Very very ill.
That's as much gossip as you're getting, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

not fair!
gaz me up baby, gaz me up real nice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Clendrix texted me at about 1100 to say Al had already thrown up!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Yup.
I wasn't even drinking. I'm plague-ridden and exhausted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

my gossip is that I've finished my first uni essay and I'll be handing it in on monday morning most likely.
Other than that, I'm going to bed. ni ni.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I'm in Beverley
next to Hull. Gripping times being had by all!

Off to Bridlington in a bit for delicious fish and chips. I want Berk gossip too!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

i hope you left your nasty southern bike
down south, no corrupting the north with its two-wheels of evil!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I did
You are so mean about my bike! She's lovely. No evil at all, pure saintly lines.

I hope you crash your shitty Merc so nyer.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

no you don't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

You're right
I hope I crash into it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

is this a really subtle metaphor?
"i want to crash my bike long and hard right into your merc" ??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Well duh
Why do you think I cycle round Kensington so much?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

looking for a nice view?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Beverley is quite nice actually.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

morning!
I guess that Berk hasn't replied means there may be some gossip. Perhaps in her absence we could make some up about her.

I am keeping my gossip about Dave Grohl secretly living in my bedroom quiet, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

i scent berk gossip
i can smell it from here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I sense berk turning up and going "Mind your own fucking business!"

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

nah
she'll be too happy and bow-legged for that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1135131
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

alright rapeychomp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I dunno what you're getting at here lady.
What's the lecture?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

stalky searching or something

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It was in a thread last night.
How dare you taint my good name with such accusations?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

meh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

It's only Bella announcing her period that's wrong, right?
You're not going to shout at Berk as well are you? She sends Mercy Percy Pig parcels.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Well I don't know about you but my vagina is positively gushing with menstrual emission.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You know that fat scouse woman off Brookie and Celebrity Big Brother? Tina Malone.
She was in a bar in Liverpool years ago, bemoaning the fact that she was 'on'. When she got up to leave, she pointed at her chair and said 'Don't sit there, luv. It smells of rusty nails'. What a dog.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

oh grim times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

it was the
"it's 3 months in one blobbing everywhere" that i objected to, in my squeamish way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Now I have to share something. I wish the image had never been conjured up, but it has, and I can't deal with it alone. Look away, Swipe...
BLACK BEAN SAUCE.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:52, Reply)

if it hadn't been for my black pudding comment yesterday
which frankly was worse, that would have made me gip.

you gipper.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

My ex's brother made a comment about ladies' black bean sauce clots once.
He was mentally ill. Now I am too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

fucking rank

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

He really was insane.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

it's the WHY that bothers me
WHY was he thinking about periods, why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I was eating black bean sauce, rice and chips.
What did he know of such things anyway? And why? And how? I hope he's not got any more insane since I last saw him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

he must have known some seriously unwell women

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Can I just point out that I don't want to know about anyone's bleeding fanny, that bleeding fannies do not interest me.
That the thought of a bloody bowl of poridge in people's knickers is not a thought I want to think.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

i am totally with you on this one gonz
1000000000%!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Can't you just have a nice cold bottle of Yop instead?
Women would be so much better if they laid eggs instead, like chickens. Not that I would do anything with the eggs, but it would be quite handy to dispose off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

yoghurt freaks me out a bit
all that bacteria. but frozen yoghurt..... have you been to SNOG yet? amazing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Nah', there is one in lescister square isn't there? I've heard of them.
Maybe some time me and you could share a SNOG drink?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

i don't know if they do drinks
SNOG is all about the solids!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I like porridge.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Oh great, now I'm thinking of you between poppet's legs with a beard like you've just had a curdled mcdonalds milkshake straight from the cup.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

oh
for

fuck's

sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

grim.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

NOM

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

You'll soon get sick of him.
He's a noisy eater.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

depends what he's eating

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

No depends about it.
Oops.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Lurgy!
Which is fine when you're getting breakfast in bed an ting, but yesterday on the train, Jesus, I felt pregnant and murderous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

If you ever do get pregnant and murderous
I promise to be the best auntie evah!

In other news, hope you feel better soon, you pox-ridden strumpet x
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Would you raise it while I was in prison?
Because your brother would just put it in the washing machine with Tigger, switch to boil wash and calmly set off on his daily commute.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I kind of assumed the murderous part would refer to dj
probably for knocking you up in the first place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

No, I was having fantasies of being a suicide bomber.
My carriage was full of bastards who deserved it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

most of the general public deserve it
Largely for getting in my way, being stupid, or otherwise getting on my very short wick.

Also, please get better soon so you can help me with my stuff. stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

My old boss used to do dat shit and she said she'd help.
She also sympathised with my lack of motivation and life-threatening hypochondria.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I'm counting on you!
I've hit a major brick wall. I'm beginning to think these people didin't fucking exist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Awesome insult there.
*banks for tonight*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Whilst out last night some knobhead set the fire alarm off in our block.
The firemen have to check *every* room before they can leave, and with me being out and my door being locked, means it now looks like this.. tinyurl.com/6fueaqn

About forty other doors got the same treatment, the letting agent has probably hung himself. I think it's quite funny.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Are they having a laugh?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

did your sex slaves escape?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

pictures get hung
people get hanged

and those doors look cheap as fuck, be good to make them replace the lot!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I can't believe I let that slip through, being a literacy Nazi most days.
They are cheap as fuck, the letting agent is a cunt as well. Which is why I think last night's events were quite amusing. Once when our kitchen light broke (the little plastic socket thing in the ceiling) their solution was to use gaffer tape to get a light bulb to stay in it. That's something a moronic student would do.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Right, I'm going to listen to the end of Fighting Talk and demand more tea.
T'ra!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I just found gonz's Christmas present
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Cool, gem-encrusted arsehole.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

that's it's paws!
Pervert
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

FUCK YEAH !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

No gossip sadly
but I had a good night out thanks. How's the lecture?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I have a blocked drain : (
FML
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

it'll sort itself out eventually
ask Bella...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

This made me serious Sad Face......
www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=198947383460151&id=152663491421874
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

At what point did someone decide that vodka, champagne and red-bull
Along with various other flavours made a good cocktail?

I'm feeling rough today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

What was it's name?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

it's called a VCR!
or a stollybollybully.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I've got no idea what it was called before I started drinking it.
And even less idea afterwards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I went classic last night
an after a Sidecar which was far too sour, I stuck to White Russians
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I'm keeping my pledge to stay off the cider.
Stella and vodka = Win!

Tonight I might have to stay in unless my recovery rate improves.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I woke up half eight
I was quite pleased. I had fallen asleep on a chair though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I got home just after midday today.
And have snoozed all day on the sofa.

I'm now trying to watch the football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

moronic marchers now smashing top-shop
wtf has topshop got to do with govt cuts?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Government cuts will result in more cropped tops.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

bloody dumbasses
not the way to make a valid point is it?!

yours is better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

"But Mr Osbourne, just think of the rise in muffin-tops!"

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Smash da man right!
They're all bloody morons
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

especially bella, this weekend
urrrrrrrrgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Have thousands of protesters begun to collectively roll around on the floor?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

whilst making their own black pudding?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

That would be quite an impressive feat, actually...
If they could all do that simultaneously I imagine the government would be inclined to listen to them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

It's the fact that Phillip Green has put all of his shares in his wifes name
And she is no longer a UK resident, so they aren't paying tax on their earning/dividends.

Given that the 'hardship' of avoiding this tax seems to be 'live somewhere nicer, warmer and with better food than the UK' you'd like to think that govt would consider schemes that encourage the biggest earners to want to stay in the UK rather than taxing them at 50%.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

crow is right
they'll all steal free clothes!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I don't think it's necessarily the 50% income tax that would drive most people away
So much as the ridiculous rates at which alcohol and tobacco are taxed. In fact, I think cake is the one vice which isn't taxed to buggery in this country.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I'm on the cider tonight Jeff.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I'm on a self imposed cider ban
At the moment.

Where are you going this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Staying in and getting drunk.
Go me!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Good work.
Got any good films to watch or any music you are planning on listening to?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I have a DVD , Prince of Persia, action adventure based on a computer game.
What about you?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

And 'The burbs' is on at 6pm.
Best film ever.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Never heard of it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Give it a go.
It's slow to start but gets better.

ITV4
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

What sort of film is it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Comedy.
It's about American suburbia and what happens when a strange East European family move into the neighbourhood. Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher amongst others are in it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_%27Burbs
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I might give it a go.
Or at least record it as between 6 and 8pm I'm likely to move off the sofa and collect indian food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I have a hangover
And depending on how that progresses over the next couple of hours, I'll either stay in on the sofa with the telly, or go to the pub for a few.

At the moment, the sofa is winning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)