What annoyed you most?
His gammy eye or his height?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The fact he came to me and the first thing he said was he loved big girls.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Ouch :(
maybe he meant your height though? You are rather tall.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Nope!
Him and his mate figured me and my sis were the worst looking in the pub and most likely to be desperate.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

What a pair of cunts!
(them, not you, obviously)

Bollocks to 'em anyway. As if you'd want a bog-eyed Bolton dwarf.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

This.
I'd say our Blousie is so far out of their league it's laughable.
Blousie - you should have twatted one with your bag.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Story of my life hon!
How are you sweetie?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Awake. Feeling good - I slept in til 8:30. :D
Gonna have to get my arse into gear and start doing my readings for tomorrow but I really can't be arsed. Knowing me, I'll be spending the day planning out my virus essay, then doing chemistry questions instead of the readings.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

As long as you're studying something : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

yeah. Having a bit of time off at the moment cos I'm not fully awake yet.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Have the old bill caught that driver who caused your crash yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

nope.
I have to go home next weekend to get my car fixed though. I"m getting a new panel or two to fix up the massive dent - which I'm looking forward to. It'll mean I can open my passenger door again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Bad times.
Don't stop reminding the police that they are supposed to be investigating this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Can't be arsed in all honesty.
My dad is handy with cars, he's able to fix most of it. And I don't like stress.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

What a horrible cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

What a bellend.
Have more cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

: (
There are some things cider just can't erase.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Chocolate then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Not a chocoholic but I've had some chips and feel more chipper :)

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Chips will do that to you.
Bugger. Knew I forgot something when I went shopping yesterday...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Potatos.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

There a huge periods of my life I can't remember because of cider.
I suggest you try a bit harder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Hehe!
Same here but drug related.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

It reminds me of the old Tommy Cooper classic.
'I'm on the whisky diet, I've lost 4 days already'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)