My hangover is getting worse.
I fear this evening will be a sober one.

What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:06, 184 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hiya Jeff
I've got lurgy. Bf's making a tortilla and I'm sitting here and wilting.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I would strikethrough but like you too much.
Hope you feel better say hello to the djtp too if it doesn't mean expending too much energy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I think I just heard him choke to death on onion fumes.
I'd check but I've only just got rid of my nausea and don't want to kick it off again...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

you stay there love, have some lucozade and a hot water bottle.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Some tortilla would be nice too.
Hope he's not dead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

if there's no movement in 15 minutes send an animal in.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I wish Tigger was here.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Has the cat gone for a walk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

He's in Liverpool.
I'm in Cambridge. My dad's looking in on him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Hi Roota
What sort of lurgy do you have? General lurgy, or a more specific type of lurginess?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

General bad cold, but combined with my own peculiar digestive system, the lines are a little blurred.
Basically, Jeff, I haven't got long.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

This is dreadful news Roota.
A cold. On a weekend? The chances of that happening must be a million to one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

A gazillion to one actually.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

You should buy a lottery ticket if you are defying the odds at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

deciding wether or not to join my already drunk friends in Wales
or stay in and watch the final two episodes of the killing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Stay in Bob.
Wales will be full of drunk people after the footy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

oh yeah, I would def get in fisticuffs then, Sold.
besides I can put my shorts on now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Grinning, mainly.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

and walking like John Wayne,,,
giggity.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

New balls please.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Pun away
you would really struggle to bother me with it this evening.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

So you made a racquet with TC then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:16, Reply)

every pun I can think of is disgusting so I'm going to be good.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Very restrained of you
I was hoping to come up with at least 15, love...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

it's 'deuce' that made me stop typing...
I'm still chuckling now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

It's my ex that was the screamer, actually.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Big serve?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

He liked the chilli and cheesecake then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

He did, particularly the cheesecake
which was AWESOME even though I do say so myself. Although I fucked up the rice, twice. I am still not sure how I managed that...
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I'm too lazy to go with the strikethough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Good.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

But it would have implied you fucked TC twice, if I'd have bothered with it.
Just so you know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Right-o.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

No problem.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Noi-vuss?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Must be.
I don't often make rice though, because I'm not a big fan. Perhaps that's it..
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I hope berk offered him some Robinson's orange barley squash.
That would have been a nice touch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Pfft!
No, I plied him with some rather nice red wine.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Did you you have to request a 'comfort break' when either of you wanted to go for a wee?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

No.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Did you break him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Haha, no, not this time
I was too nervous.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Have you arranged another date?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Not yet
would like/will try to see him again before tennis on thursday though.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Yay for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Indeedy.
I must try and be sensible and not rush arse over tit in to it though.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

No harm in enjoying yourself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:38, Reply)

There would be if I ended up all smitten
and then got shat on from a great height.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

True.
I hadn't considered that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I speak from bitter experience here.
It's not nice. And he is very very lovely, so if he turned out to be a total dick and ripped my heart out and pissed on it, I would be very, very upset.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:56, Reply)

^this again

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Well so far, I'm still at work.
Not sure at what point I should jack it in, go home and resume tomorrow. Should probably decide carefully given I'm going to lose an hour's sleep to BST tonight.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Sucks to be you :(
that said I spent 11 hours in work last Sunday completing the work for the HSE visit, and when they came they didn't even look at our lab.

Bastards.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

And HSE wonder why they're unpopular...
Still, at least it sounds like this weekend's going a lot better for you!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Oh yus. This weekend is definitely an improvement on the last one.
how's it going on the dreaded 't' word?
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Very glad to hear it.
As for me, I now have a working program which will arrange all the data into a "result."

Yesterday, for the first time in god-knows-how-long, I felt a frisson of excitement as I typed the code. This was followed by some unexpectedly promising results before I realised I'd made a very stupid mistake and now my results don't look as good. But at least now I can generate the results and I just have to refine the data to get the best out of them.

Well, and there's that massive error calculation I've been putting off. May have to confront that one tomorrow at this rate...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

That's excellent news!
it just needs tweaking, right? That's definitely good.
Personally I would leave it until tomorrow now though...
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Depends how you define a 'tweak'
But yes, I'm certainly getting closer.

Might be time to jack it in, as you rightly say. I've been here nearly nine hours already and I'm not really concentrating any more.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Go home and have a beer.
I order you by the power of Greyskull.


FOR I AM THE POWER!!!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

^ this
although more likely an ale.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I meant ale.
Man cannot live by tweaking alone.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I cannot argue with this logic.
_{And yet for some reason, I'm still here tweaking...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I've got the He-Man theme tune in my head now.
:(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

YOU HAVE THE POWER!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

To pick up a flower

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

at least for a minute, or two

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I tend to pick up thorns.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I'm slowly getting tiddley.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

You've started early.
What cider have you got this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Westons 2009 vintage. Dry and sparkling although I prefer still.
Early? I usually start about 6pm.

I'm definitely getting the old Rosie for the bash though.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Westons isn't usually dry enough for me to enjoy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I found it in Sainsburys and thought I'd give it a whirl.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I trust you got lots of it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Only four bottles.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Depends how big the bottles are!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

500ml

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Is that enough to get you drunk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Who knows.
It's 8.2%. I'll be happy with tiddley.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Call me a heathen
but I really do not like very dry cider. Aspall's is nice.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Aspalls make cyder rather than cider.
I don't like that Aspall 'blush' at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

What's the difference?
I thought they were just being all rural and stuff with their spelling. I'm not a big fan I must admit, I thought I'd love it but it was distinctly meh.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

www.minchews.co.uk/cyder.htm
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Aha.
posh cider then.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Clearly you've got more class than you thought!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Gosh. Who knew?
Not me, that's for sure.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I like posh biscuits.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

And common Benjis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

My mum came home from an operation on her nose the other day.
Biscuit licked all the blood that dripped from her nose.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

How does she smell?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Awful!
Badum tish!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Food!
Enjoy your evening, people. Berk, don't break your face with the grinning.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Will try hard not to.
enjoy your dinner!
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

I was planning on heading out
but my friend cancelled :( so I'll have a bit of chocolate and search for something to watch instead. How much did you drink to have a hangover that lasts a day?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

All my hangovers last a day : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I have had some that have lasted 48+ hours
mind you, I was shamefully drunk. And they're definitely getting worse as I get older...
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

i've got a lecture
from 8.15-11.

how hard does that suck? esp since we started at 8... doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

11pm?!
Dude...what the hell?
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

i know!
because we only get 3 day courses they pack it right in

and not in a good way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Fecking hell!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Probably close to double figures in pints
And a pitcher of cocktail would be my guess.

That would explain the hangover.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

That's a pretty decent amount
I can see why your head is aching
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I've spent more of the day napping.
But I need food, so I'm trying to muster the enthusiasm to get off the sofa and order some food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I have a solution to your hangover problem.
Why don't you recode your DNA, so that you don't get hangovers?

I'm having a billy no mates evening all by myself. Semi huzzah to that.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 20:53, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I pulled last night
Well, I could have done if I wanted to. Just a few things put me off, like they were very forward, wanted to mosh on the club dance floor, and offered me their drink while saying "it's ok, I didn't daterape drug it!".

Oh and it was a dude.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Woohoo!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:06, Reply)

If I was gay, I could get a better looking dude

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Bless them for trying though.
I had a guy from Bolton trying to hypnotize me into bed by constantly flattering me.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:20, Reply)

But the Bolton bit put you off?
And rightly so.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:30, Reply)

More so the fact he was about 5ft and had a wonky eye.
Didn't do much for my self esteem.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

What annoyed you most?
His gammy eye or his height?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:34, Reply)

The fact he came to me and the first thing he said was he loved big girls.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Ouch :(
maybe he meant your height though? You are rather tall.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Nope!
Him and his mate figured me and my sis were the worst looking in the pub and most likely to be desperate.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

What a pair of cunts!
(them, not you, obviously)

Bollocks to 'em anyway. As if you'd want a bog-eyed Bolton dwarf.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:50, Reply)

This.
I'd say our Blousie is so far out of their league it's laughable.
Blousie - you should have twatted one with your bag.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Story of my life hon!
How are you sweetie?
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Awake. Feeling good - I slept in til 8:30. :D
Gonna have to get my arse into gear and start doing my readings for tomorrow but I really can't be arsed. Knowing me, I'll be spending the day planning out my virus essay, then doing chemistry questions instead of the readings.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

As long as you're studying something : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

yeah. Having a bit of time off at the moment cos I'm not fully awake yet.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Have the old bill caught that driver who caused your crash yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

nope.
I have to go home next weekend to get my car fixed though. I"m getting a new panel or two to fix up the massive dent - which I'm looking forward to. It'll mean I can open my passenger door again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Bad times.
Don't stop reminding the police that they are supposed to be investigating this.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Can't be arsed in all honesty.
My dad is handy with cars, he's able to fix most of it. And I don't like stress.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

What a horrible cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

What a bellend.
Have more cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:49, Reply)

: (
There are some things cider just can't erase.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Chocolate then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Not a chocoholic but I've had some chips and feel more chipper :)

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Chips will do that to you.
Bugger. Knew I forgot something when I went shopping yesterday...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Potatos.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

There a huge periods of my life I can't remember because of cider.
I suggest you try a bit harder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Hehe!
Same here but drug related.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

It reminds me of the old Tommy Cooper classic.
'I'm on the whisky diet, I've lost 4 days already'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Smooth.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I know, right?
As soon as he said the daterape bit I just put the drink down. He was apparently one of Al and Mrs Al's friends, but both later claimed to not really know him...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:16, Reply)

...
creeeeeepy. Was it a good night apart from that though?
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

It was grand thanks
Al was trashed, it was brilliant! Good date then?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Aw! trashed Al must be awesome.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Yes it was, thanks.
I would have liked to come to London, but eeeh, better offer and cashflow issues...
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Going out on a date trumps meeting internet loonies dear.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Much as I love you lot
it really, really does.

How's you and uni and whatnot, less mad yet?
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)

well I was hoping my first weekend here would be quiet, but it wasn't really.
not with looking after drunk diabetic and then having to drive her to hospital cos ambos wouldn't take her.
But the classes are great. I love them. Really interesting. I've only fallen asleep in one class and that was when we had a fire alarm go off at 5 in the morning that day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)

It will settle down, honestly
and I'm glad you're so keen, long may you stay that way! :)
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)

^this
Yay for nerds!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I've already been asked for help by a few other students...
I have a feeling I'm cementing the "nerd" category I've always been in..
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Just remember you're speshul : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Spesh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWnx3BdQKBo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I've seen these live.
Great gig.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Me too!
Along with other of the day, like Jesus Jones, Roachford and the Darling Buds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I hope not in a bad way.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Of course not.
Daft bugger.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I am abit sometimes.
I fell down the stairs last week. Nearly broke my ankle. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Disco?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Aye, for a bit
I am absolutely knackered* though, so I'll be off to bed in the next hour or so.

*yeah, yeah. Shut up.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Why not start one then!
(I started this thread)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Nnnnng
do I have to? *sigh*
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

:)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Shimmy on up then.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Oh man I so wish we'd made it, for that alone!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Stupid lurgy
It was a boss night out!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:28, Reply)

God damn.
I have manfluenza.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:32, Reply)

fabu
So classy round your way.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:10, Reply)

This was in London

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:14, Reply)

The reassurance that they hadn't rohypnolled that drink
in order to bum plunder you was kind of them.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Yes, although as I sobered up later I realise that some of his shouted conversatio
Was about how great an arse some guy had.

I really am fucking clueless at times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Perhaps a tiny bit, yes.

(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Gosh
All those sort of things don't happn in the 'shires. Well if they do, I'm missing it.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I woke up fully clothed on the floor earlier.
Didn't do that much ket at all last night but Christ, I was beyond gone. We were at my mate's house for an after party and it was rammed - I was sat cross legged on the living room floor refusing to get up because "it's a different world up there", whatever that meant.

So I'm staying in tonight, got Man On Wire on DVD and a girl might come round to watch it with me, so all is well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Evening Baz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)

The first and last time I did ket, I spent 4 hours pacing the living room and telling everyone we needed a bigger house.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I don't like Ket at all.
My days of the MD are long gone now though, bar the very occasional line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I enjoyed it but once was enough.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I was doing fine until my mate who's an animal with the stuff gave me a line the size of my arm.
He does have the best saying ever when we do it though; pulls out a stupidly big bag with an even stupider grin on his face and goes "let's get wonky". I'm using it from now on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

When you say your mate is a bit of an animal with it.
Is he a horse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It would explain how he managed to put so much stuff away last night.
It would also explain the mound of shit that was left on the landing. Things are falling into place.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

If he uses the phrase 'hitting the hay' when he is about to go to bed, then I'd say 'yes' he is a horse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I have no idea why
but this has made me giggle extensively.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Ahoy sailor.
I was a bit gutted with waking up on the floor to be honest, if I collapsed in a heap about six inches to the right I would have, as suggested on here, slept on a big pile of coats.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Man On Wire is fucking ace.
I remember watching that with the last boy (as in final and most recent) I properly seduced, in the cinema when it came out. I miss those days.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)