The first and last time I did ket, I spent 4 hours pacing the living room and telling everyone we needed a bigger house.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't like Ket at all.
My days of the MD are long gone now though, bar the very occasional line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I enjoyed it but once was enough.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I was doing fine until my mate who's an animal with the stuff gave me a line the size of my arm.
He does have the best saying ever when we do it though; pulls out a stupidly big bag with an even stupider grin on his face and goes "let's get wonky". I'm using it from now on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)

When you say your mate is a bit of an animal with it.
Is he a horse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It would explain how he managed to put so much stuff away last night.
It would also explain the mound of shit that was left on the landing. Things are falling into place.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)

If he uses the phrase 'hitting the hay' when he is about to go to bed, then I'd say 'yes' he is a horse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I have no idea why
but this has made me giggle extensively.
(berk, Sat 26 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)