we have this dude lecturing us about publishing at the moment
i have never seen such big hands in my life. i cannot take my eyes off them. they are like dustbin lids. seriously.

huge hands. huge hands. huge hands.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Big gloves.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Does that suggest his cock's like a waste paper basket?

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

A friend of my sister's claims skinny/wirey men have larger cocks.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Are you sure that's not just a perspective thing?
Put a fairly generous cock on Martin Johnson, it might not look out of place. Stick the same one on Jarvis Cocker and it'll look like he's carrying R2-D2 in his underpants.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

that is what is so shocking about this guy; he's normally sized everywhere else
(that i can see).

huge hands. huge hands. HUGE FUCKING HANDS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

haha that's a bit disproportionate

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

i am hypnotised by them
it's like he's waving a pair of dustbin lids around.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Categorically not true.
Next.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

That's good to know.
I prefer the big lads.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I like tall and skinny.
Though there's nothing quite as depressing as your boyfriend weighing less than you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

"good in bed" by jennifer weiner
starts like this. she opens a magazine and her journo bf has written an article about how he felt when he found out his gf weighed more than he did!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Oh man I'd kill my man if he did anything like that to me.
To be honest, I was 15 when my boyf weighed more than I did, and he was genuinely manorexic looking.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

it's a sad comedy book
i like jennifer weiner, i think she's v bright.

stupid name though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

To be perfectly honest
I did see that, and think "lolweiner"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

YEAH
you're going to be publishing books. why not change your cocksucking name that sounds like a cock sausage?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Subliminal advertising
Women like cocks- you put a cock on it, they'll buy it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
excellent point. women DO like cock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'd be really angry with a bf if he did that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

yeah
that's the start of the book. quite interesting, i thought - there's not that many heroines in that position. they're usually gorgeous but haven't realised it yet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

definitely a different twist!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

i don't care
so long as they have a penis and a pulse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Hellooooo!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

hahaha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)