i is a Dad innit
with a narcoleptic wife who sleeps like a corpse, hence I am often at work at 3.30am

Muesli can be shit but I jazz mine up with cheap packets of mixed fruit and nuts, chopped up into it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 8:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My mate drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He got dragged in by a strong currant.

If that doesn't prompt a reaction and get people angry, nothing will
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Less of that Jeff. I am still absorbing my coffee.

Have you got a nut loose?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Oh Jeff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Jimmy Hill.
You haven't got any mates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Oh look everyone.
It's a Benny. And he's on the loose, not tied to a tree like he is supposed to be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:23, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:29, Reply)