Well I suppose your 30th is a reasonable excuse.
Do you consider that it was worth the pain, or do you not even remember half of it*?

*can we start making up things that you 'did but can't remember'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:46, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Like when that dwarf turned up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

There actually was a dwarf.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Or when an apparent friend of his
Thought chatting me up involved offering me some of their drink then saying "Don't worry, I didn't put any daterape drugs in it".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

MALE FRIEND

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

He wasn't a friend of mine
he was a friend of a friend and he got really fucking annoying.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:00, Reply)

No shit
I left soon after escaping his rapey clutches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I can remember the evening pretty well
I also remember sitting in a shop doorway eating fried chicken while the wife found a taxi, and then getting angry hiccups on the way home that kept waking me up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)