If memory serves me she's on the blob
Still where there's a hole there's a goal
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

if memory serves?
i drank my way through oxford from thu-sun and i couldn't drink the memory away.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Three months of congealment hanging out of her gipper :(((((
I wouldn't want to be in the adjoining coach seat to that for several hours
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

National Express required a govt bailout
And their staff are STILL getting paid. No protestor could possibly use such a service.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

It's just a shame that hole is presently occupied by a police horse's hoof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

kinky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

It's a shame the Met don't use camels.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

They got the hump didn't they?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

LTI

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

YES!
woop woop!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Jeff telling to you LTI
is like me calling you a bumlord.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I know
I feel validated now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I know
I feel validated arse raped by the prancing poof now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Do I need to score this?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Yeah, it's a first-time effort, I've not posted a 'Darth is a fruit' message before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

7/10
Partly because you post more than anyone else, as is well documented, and have restrained yourself thus far, but mostly for "prancing poof"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:43, Reply)

takes one to know one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

We can smell our own
Morning mate. Good weekend? How's the back?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

back is mostly better
although gets worse when lying down. Surfing yesterday was good for it I am sure.

Weekend was great, thanks for asking.

How about you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Not bad thank you
Looked at mattresses. Pulled up nettles. I am officially middle-aged.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'm trying my best to stay young
by hurting myself on trampolines, staying up stupidly late and various other silly things.

It doesn't seem to be working. My mrs claims she found some grey hairs on my head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

If only

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

It is Brighton
Dirty fuckers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That is some quite detailed information you seem to have.
I won't ask how you know this as I don't want to know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

There was a flurry of menstruating wimmin blogging about being on the rag last week
Another bad strike against the internet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)