It's quite possibly the shittest film ever made.
It seems to have been made with a budget of $100.

$50 went on hiring a massive gaylord who can't act to star in it, $45 went on a partially-sighted D-grade CGI student and the last $5 went on a plot, that they bought from a recently-released mental patient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nope, shittest film ever is the Tom Cruise version of War Of The Worlds.
At least with Scorpion King, you KNEW it was going to be shit in advance.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

The words 'remake' and 'Tom Cruise' didn't set off warning bells?
Were you similarly duped by the remake of 'The Wicker Man' starring 'Nic' Cage?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Fuck no, I've avoided that like the plague
I was younger, I had far too much hope it wouldn't be shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Youthful ignorance is an acceptable excuse I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)