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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got the house to myself this week
What shall I do? Besides eating brownie mix and watching Disney back to back.

Alt Q: What would you do that I undoubtedly wouldn't?

PS. I hear Al vommed his chubby face off on Friday, poor little tyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:53, 221 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Get yourself a Symbian
and have a Wild West Wanking Week.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

What's a symbian? Is it a monkey with a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Do not Google it at work!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
It's a shit mobile phone operating system.
I suspect he means a sybian. Which is the 8-litre monster truck of vibrators. I believe it runs on diesel.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Oh yeah, that

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Oh my word, how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)
You can pick up cowgirl outfits from costume shops
and I recommend putting old Westerns on for atmosphere. Although the musicals like Oklahoma! and Paint Your Wagon wouldn't be advisable as they'd totally gay up the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I could pause it when hugh jackman takes his shirt off, that would help
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I would have thought that'd be when you'd turn it up to 11.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Correct, and well spotted

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)
It's like a ride on lawnmower
only without the blades and wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)
+ Noel's 15" black dildo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Give it a wash first, though.
It gets everywhere, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
That's the most subtle 'go fuck yourself' I've ever read.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I miss your hateful face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I too miss your hideous, misshapen visage.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I read that as vadge the first time
and was thinking "yep, that's appropriate"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
all the clam slams

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

My chuff sparkles and I have photos to prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
You REALLY shouldn't say that on here!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Make me some cupcakes
Alt: Show some restraint?

He did have a tactical chunder, this is true, but then he was knocking back the sambucas.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I didn't want to end up vomming in the Ballroom
so I felt it best to rid myself of the first three sambucas before I left the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
It was a good idea
I can't stand sambuca.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ill make some for the zoo. Ill make ones with raw bacon and we can feed the lions
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)
lions don't like bacon

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

raw wildebeest is harder to get hold of though
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
You obviously aren't visiting the correct butcher.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I bet they wouldn't say no.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
well, since they can't talk, I can't fault your logic here
but I doubt they'd express a preference for cured pig products
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I'd invite me over for cupcakes and booze and films.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

me Labs
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Labs the internet
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)
+Vipros

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Labs me
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)
+ Labs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

+not
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

t -one else
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)
+ is allowed to come
including Labs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
You're mean
I hope something minor inconveniences you today.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

This exchange made me lol. quietly to myself in the kitchen lest I anger the boss
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Don't you want to be spanked?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
+Vipros

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Everyone's ignoring you Vipros
It's worse than being turned down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Of course, they SAY it's a threesome
but when you're on the end of the bed whilst they're lezzing out with only your hand for company, it gets very lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
it's the story of my life.
I know Kitty has abandoned me though, it's sad, after all we have shared....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I still love you, I cherish our romantic text messages
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
haha I'd forgotten about that.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I can do that, are you free on friday after pole?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

are you is the internet
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Why, yes I am
How lovely of you to ask.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Cool, ill just take you home with me after pole then :D

I have some great bad movies we can watch
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Yayayayay.
I've got some too. What kind of films do you like?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
The Mummy

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I HAVE THIS
And also the Mummy II, which features The Rock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Also he was in Scorpion King

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I don't have this :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Don't bother.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
This is a more succinct reply than mine, and doubly as effective.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
it's great
you fucking helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Sorry chap, I'm standing with Monty on this one.
It's perhaps one of the most turgidly hideous pieces of cinema I've ever seen. And I've seen Alien vs Predator 2 and the fourth Shrek film.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Also:
The universe agrees.
www.metacritic.com/movie/the-scorpion-king
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
No, no it isn't.
It's not 'shit' good, like, say The Beastmaster, it's 'shit' shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Bag full of weasels!
The fantasy equivalent of a Swiss Army knife.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
But you do have the Internet
Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
It's quite possibly the shittest film ever made.
It seems to have been made with a budget of $100.

$50 went on hiring a massive gaylord who can't act to star in it, $45 went on a partially-sighted D-grade CGI student and the last $5 went on a plot, that they bought from a recently-released mental patient.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Nope, shittest film ever is the Tom Cruise version of War Of The Worlds.
At least with Scorpion King, you KNEW it was going to be shit in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
The words 'remake' and 'Tom Cruise' didn't set off warning bells?
Were you similarly duped by the remake of 'The Wicker Man' starring 'Nic' Cage?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Fuck no, I've avoided that like the plague
I was younger, I had far too much hope it wouldn't be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Youthful ignorance is an acceptable excuse I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
And the best line in the history of cinema:
"By putting that amulet on you've started a chain of events that could bring about the next apocolypse"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Haha I wrote my reply before I saw this. I'll
love you. Will wouldn't let me watch faster in the cinema yesterday, its practically over between us.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I saw the trailer for that the other day
Really want to see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Shocking.
I can't wait til Sunday, when I'm going to see MOTHERFUCKING SUCKER PUNCH.

Shall I bring the Mummy and the Mummy returns then?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I want to see that too
I'll be going to the cinema a lot over the next few months it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I fucking love the mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I know, that's why I said it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I fucking love your mummy too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Me too.
Rick O'connell is essentially my ideal man.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Superb film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

hate rom coms. Love the rock. That's all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
The next Fast and the Furious film is gonna be off the HOOK

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I can't wait, I might go see it twice one after the other
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Haha excellent choice sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Alt: I'd have a wee using my PENIS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This doesn't even make sense

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Al's borderline illiterate.
I think that might be why.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
pens.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Have a wee using his PENS?
Doesn't make sense.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Even if it did, it's not funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Monty doesn't have a big enough penis to be able to wee properly without it just spraying everywhere like a broken sprinkler system
so he takes the tube from a biro, puts it over his micropenis, puts his finger over the hole in the side and then has a wee-wee.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
/psychochomp

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
That is desperately unfunny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
now now monty
i know al's views are a bit naive and woolly, but i wouldn't refer to him as "that"...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)
it doesn't particularly make any more or less sense than most other posts here.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Strikethroughs in being shit shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Strikethroughs Al
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Contradictory post is contradictory
And shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
'THATS THE JOKE'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
She'll never get me like you get me.
:'(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

shit more popular amongst b3tans than Psychochomp
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
so is syphilis
you should have higher ambitions for yourself than this.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Strikethroughs
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)
You could get drunk and chat up men on the internet.
It doesn't count as cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)
... says who?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Men.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
You must read the same shit magazine that my girlfriend reads.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Hey, I read those.

Sorry, I meant wipe my arse with, not read.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)
They can't be very absorbent.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Better than the sainsburys basic loo roll my housemate keeps buying

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Some corners just should not be cut.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
That's why my house loves my mum
Every time she visits she brings a 24-pack of cushiony soft stuff.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH 24-pack of cushiony soft stuff END OF STRIKETHROUGH
MASSIVE DILDO!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
If you were a girl I'd do a "lol" at that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I had to use a Christian newspaper once
It was both satisfying and uncomfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Top tip: remove the staples next time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I think, to be fair to our gender, you just mean a specific man, here, right?
That's like me saying all Swindon taxi drivers are murderers.

Oh, hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I already do that, but chompy just won't give in to my advances
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Have you been sacked again already?
You should tidy up, and make sure the house is tidy for when your beau returns.

Alt Q: I'd laze around in just shorts the entire time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

shorts pants
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
+ eat fried shit, play WoW and hide from the horror outside

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Fuck you.
I've never played WoW in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

played Wow had full sex with a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Not according to everyone on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Was it a roll on the floor then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
In the hay?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
OH BOY ! YOP AND FIZZY POP
i.imgur.com/KJr8A.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Gonz, please stop killing yourself with legal drinks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Have you ever tried mixing milkshake and fizzy drink?
It precipitates. It's gross.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It rains? That is freaking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
It'd be all sticky though
Not awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
*Googles to see what precipitated means in this case*
It solidifies? wow, that would be cool, you could then eat 'v' like it's a sweetie bar.

Have you tried the fizzy slush puppy they do at the pictures? It's soooooo good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I simply cannot understand why you get WOE IS ME guts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Too many weekend gloryholes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Is this a confession?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
....make NakedApe a dull boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
That and the crippling lack of a personality

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

rsonality nis

I am fucking bored with strikethroughs. I think I may give them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

strikethroughs. women
them it
+to men instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)

ed w th trikethroughs
them him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Hahah.
Schteve will be terribly upset.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I thought he might
I see an angry bumming ahead for Monty now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Maybe stick to good ones

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I wish I could strikethrough your fucking face
Oh wait, I can.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
That looks like he has some kind of skeletal hand there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
In his spare time he's a Beadle impersonator

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
The work just never dries up.
Everyone loves a bit o'Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Well I am getting on a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
To be fair, I'm pretty certain Crohn's disease is not caused by Yop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I bet it has never been ruled out scientifically

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Can everyone here who's had Yop in the past 24 hours please put their hand up *only person with hand up*
And now can everyone here who's got crohns please put your hand up too *only person with hand up*.

.... My God.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Oh noes!
What will you do?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
We've cracked it Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
To be fair, that'll last a couple of days.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Obvious answer is obvious
Poledancer's party, pillow fights, paddling pool full of jelly, etc.

Now that's out of the way, name me your top five Disney films. *produces clipboard*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Hercules, Aladdin, Tangled, Bolt & Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Look, if you're not going to take it seriously don't bother

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
1: Nazi Supermen are our superiors
2: Road to Nurenberg
3: Snow White and the 7 dwarfs sent to work in the camps
4: Lassie was no Daschan
5: Finding Nemo the Jew and sending him to his death
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Daschan?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
nazi dog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Silly boy
Nazi Supermen are our superiors was a Roger Meyers Snr picture, everyone knows that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I'm not even sure I've seen 5

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
You've got kids, of course you've seen 5!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I dont think I have!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Check it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_theatrical_feature_films
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
OK then
The Black Hole
Tron
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
National Treasure
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Fooking hell, I've seen 70 of them...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I have seen about 10, tops

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Ahem
112. I have absolutely not wasted my life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)

w b
l w

I've no idea why either...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Well if she were my wife
she probably would be very nutritious, because of her condition. Not much meat on her though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Fnarr

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Quality response

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
National fucking Treasure?!
LTI
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Ha!
I wondered who would comment on that!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)

HAGGIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I watched The Rescuers the other day with my daughter, that wasn't too bad,
but the best ones are Sword in the Stone and Robin Hood.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Agreed.
Aristocats is up there and 101 Dalmations.

Proper Disney!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Never seen the Aristocats.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Aristocats is cool
My daughter called it the Mister Cats
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Robin Hood is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Good calls there
Robin Hood is brilliant, and I'm not just saying that cos I have to, although I do. I'm putting Bambi on the table though. I don't care if everyone does say it, there's a reason. Best death scene in animated cinema.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Please put 'Bambi' away, do up your trousers
and go and have a think about what you've just done.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
*thinks*
*Gets it back out*

Where was I up to? Ah, yes...

"Hallowed be thy name..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Thy venison cum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Actually, that's called 'stock'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I'll do without then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Got to love a Disney movie
where the main character has a stripper name.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Fantasia is good. And a little bit dark.
I suspect that kids will think the animation a bit/lot shit. The muic is great though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I agree
although I do like Aladdin, and parts of Jungle Book are marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
The music from Jungle Book.....
ACE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Wall-E, Wall-E, Wall-E, Wall-E and Wall-E.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Pixar gash.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Oh no, someone disagrees with me on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
In no particular order
Finding Nemo
Cinderella
Sleeping Beauty
Up
Robin Hood
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
oh I actually quite love Pollyanna and the first Parent Trap

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I'd better think about this myself I suppose
Bambi
Toy Story 2
Ratatouille
Beauty and the Beast
Robin Hood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Those Toy Story films are nowhere near as good as people make out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
they are better than I expect though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
beauty and the beast. seriously?
also, ratatouille was pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Bender, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Actually I have seen Beauty and the Beast
about 900000000 times as my daughter watches it constantly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
princess and the frog is platinum
you should introduce her to it
since beauty and the beast sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Your daughter has impeccable taste
Your chances of getting her to support Sunderland are therefore very slim indeed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Haha!
Her mam is a Mag so she is dooooooooooomed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
You'd better hope Ashley's mission to destroy the club continues apace
With any luck you'll have a good ten years of mocking her choice of team
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Actually the best one is this racist classic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkeys,_Go_Home!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Bloody chimps, coming over here, taking our olive-picking jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Whenever I wear my 'Monkeys, go home!' t shirt in Hackney
I get dirty looks. Some people!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
cos they can't read in Hackney

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Mermaid, lion king, aladdin, ratatouille, aristocats
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing.
Fucking superb.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
YES
I'd forgotten that one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
man, that is a great film
haven't thought about that one in years
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
It's got superb 'comedy racist Chinese man' acting in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
No such example can hold a candle
to the incomparable job Mickey Rooney did in Breakfast at Tiffany's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I love the black crows in dumbo
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

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