I've just been presented with a Facebook ad urging me to join SWISH.
Apparently it's South Warwicks Internet Social Hub - a facebook group for active adults to meet and arrange social/sports activities.

Suuuure. I wonder who came up with that name?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 18:32, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

On arrival, just leave your car keys in the fruit bowl and the fun will come to you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 18:37, Reply)

It's a better name than Scholes and Hunsworth Independently-Trained Schools' Association Cricket and Karate.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Because cricket and karate go together
like Monty and Bowie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Alright Woodside
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

'ow do
Just finished my seventh day of work this month, out of nine. Glad to be back, I was getting unbelievably bored.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)