I often quote 'Rat in me kitchen' as *the* worse song of all time
Even beating Paul Anka's swing version of 'Jump' by Van Halen - and that's some fucking achievement, I can tell you.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I will see your 'Rat in my kitchen'
and raise you the following;

'Let Me Entertain You' by Robbie Williams
'Because We Want To' by Billie Piper
'Tonight, Tonight' by the Smashing Pumpkins
More or less anything you care to name by Oasis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Oooh stick you. Your momma too, and your daddy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

U G L Y, you ain't got no alibi
You UGLY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I don't know who to be more ashamed of here;
Jeff, for being old enough when those songs came out to ignore them; you, for compounding his original offence; or myself, for knowing both songs far too well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:44, Reply)

There are few winners in this entire thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Except, perhaps, for BGB
for encouraging us all to make such twats of ourselves so successfully
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'd say that most of us on here need no encouragement

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I for one take umbrage at this statement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

You take bumrage at this statement?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Hahaha, very well done sir

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)