Useful friends to have if you're planning to get into a bar fight in the near future

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'd love one, I truly would.
I'd dress it in denim and leather and give it a shotgun and make it speak in an unidentifiable central-European accent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I like your style
Please remember this when you eventually nuke our home worlds and reduce the species to less than 50,000 people.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I will not part with the uplode coedz.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

All your gays are belong to us?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I cannot think of a response to this which isn't overly geeky or slavish to the dictates of BSG mythology
So I shall shut the fuck up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You're welcome to them.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

But without gays I'll look really camp!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

you ARE really camp though..

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I know
/resigned sadface

Edit: I'm actually nowhere near as camp in real life as you might think, but I imagine you're just going to have to take my word for that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)