Hold-ups are fine. In fact, I wore them when I got married : )
but suspenders are quite uncomfortable.

I remember in the 80s or 90s a friend of mine discovered these tights things that came in single legs, with a sort of waistband affair, kind of like stockings. Apparently the idea was somewhere between 'more comfortable suspenders' and 'if you ladder one, you only replace one'.

Or something. They don't seem to make them any more, so they probably died a death.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nah, I find holdups fall down, so I like the security of suspenders. Just annoying when one pings off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

maybe I just can't wear them because of my huge arse



*does not have a huge arse*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I think if you get your hold ups above the fattest bit, they're there for life.
Unless you get body lotion on the rubber bit, and you're late for a very important date and you have no spares and there are no hold-ups in the Boots in Euston station.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Who wants to rob a chemist?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Imagine the money you'd make

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

But I doubt you'd get your loyalty points.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

that sounds oddly specific
morning sis. Feeling better?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It is!
I could lie here and say I'm better, but I'm a hypochondriac, and it's just not our way.
How are you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

trying to get my head round doing some work
My sales have been shit this month, and I have no money. Good job I married a rich old man, really. You avoiding the 'w' place then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I only had Friday off, and that was a pre-booked holiday.
This is most uncharacteristic. I have even honoured all my pub shifts, whilst sniffing and swigging wine.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

sniffing wine is a bad idea
try coke instead. I hear it perks you right up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Haha, imagine me on coke!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)