"Just over the border" is still in Derbyshire
If you want to be Empress over a race of troglodyte mongs you'd be better off financing the construction of a time machine, travelling 700,000 years into the future and enslaving the Morlocks, because you won't have to live in fucking Derbyshire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Silly Darth
She should *join* the Morlocks, and enslave the Eloi. Also, some of those Eloi were ragingly fit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

If you dare invoke a film which had the temerity to claim Samantha Mumba was an actress I will immediately nuke your no-longer-secret Arctic base of operations
I love how preposterous the threats I can make against you can be :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)