I had a retard caller today on a par with yours.
When I said the name of the firm this Northern spastic woman kept bellowing 'WHO? WHO, LOVE?' and 'WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO?'
When I explained, she wanted to know why I'd called her. I had to point out that she'd called me. Eventually she said 'OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE' and hung up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's for situations like that
that you need to be able to discharge a massive amount of electricity down the phone line.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Or some kind of sharpened needle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

haha I think you may have the edge slightly on that one

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

those irish cunts
if it's not Bono being his normal cunty self then the guitarist is making nuisance phone calls...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Haha well played.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

some foreign sounding tool has just called my mobile three times looking for "tom"
he is not getting that he HAS THE WRONG NUMBER.

oh now he's left a vm. despite the fact that my vm SAYS MY NAME so clearly I AM NOT TOM AND HE STILL HAS THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)