Somehow I manage to get away with being 5'11" and not especially well-built and slightly camp
I think the indiginous population choose to believe that if they ignore me I'll go away.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 15:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was going to say
"hasn't fucking well worked for us"

but then "ignoring" and c"onstantly hounding with accusations of homosexuality" are very different things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I do get the occasional catcall in the street
but I'm talking about actual physical abuse, and a couple of nasty incidents aside I've been alright. I assume that should I ever attend a bash none of you will try to batter me for being a bit camp.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

no, we'll try to batter you because you are a cunt
;-)

not nice that you've almost had some nasty incidents though. I hate that sort of shit. I'm a big coward.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Hahaha
It's been quite a while now since I took any shit. Only taken a semi-serious kicking twice (and by semi-serious kicking, I mean "took a few punches, assessed that I was massively outnumbered, ran the fuck away").

I think a massive B3ta ruck would be quite amusing, just to see if anyone actually throws a punch. Can anyone here even vaguely handle themselves? In the non-masturbatory sense?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I reckon I could
Bring it on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

never been in a fight
but I'm quite a big fucker and have fairly powerful shoulders from swimming and surfing.

to balance that, I don't like pain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I'm much the same
Kickboxing means I can theoretically throw a punch and I'm fairly strong, but being able to hit a moving target that I'm afraid might hit me first is quite another matter.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'd probably be alright
flail a bit wildly, and survive by sheer force of stubborness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)