Hahaha
It's been quite a while now since I took any shit. Only taken a semi-serious kicking twice (and by semi-serious kicking, I mean "took a few punches, assessed that I was massively outnumbered, ran the fuck away").

I think a massive B3ta ruck would be quite amusing, just to see if anyone actually throws a punch. Can anyone here even vaguely handle themselves? In the non-masturbatory sense?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I reckon I could
Bring it on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

never been in a fight
but I'm quite a big fucker and have fairly powerful shoulders from swimming and surfing.

to balance that, I don't like pain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I'm much the same
Kickboxing means I can theoretically throw a punch and I'm fairly strong, but being able to hit a moving target that I'm afraid might hit me first is quite another matter.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'd probably be alright
flail a bit wildly, and survive by sheer force of stubborness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)