Alt: I have never lost my rag and gone apeshit on anyone.
Not even as a child, if I remember rightly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm told I was a mild-mannered child who would take things in good humour
however, one of my cousins was and still is a little cunt, and one day my parents, his parents and my grandparents came into a room to find me sat astride him banging his head against the floor. I'm told that his parents said he deserved it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You must get near to breaking point though.
Dontcha? Dontcha? Dontcha?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

All the time.
I am, however, master of my own temper.

I have found my abilities in the verbal arena have rendered loss of physical control unnecessary, not to mention undignified.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

You sound like a Benny on the loose.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

You look like an African Bum Cleaner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

And you're SKILL

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

what does SKILL
stand for again?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I used to think that, but when you speak to proles who have no idea that they are being insulted.
It makes me want to puch them in the throat.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

As long as you have an audience who inderstands the insult, it's fine.
Otherwise, you're right, you have to tell them you've just insulted them, and everybody gets embarrassed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Too true
Realising that the scalpel like incision you thought you had made in their soul and will never heal up, should have been replaced with "you are a cunt".
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)

You want to ride a brand of 70s bicycle
in their throats?

I worry about you, I really do...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I shall always think of you as my own F7

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)