I wouldn't bring that up too early in your new relationship
let him find out in his own time that you're a mentalist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ach, come on
once in 26 years doth not a mentalist make. And the guy in question had been stalking me, and I had just found and read his diary which was full of rape fantasies involving me (and only me. Well, and him obviously). Same guy who I found wanking over me when I was asleep on his sofa.

Trying to kill him was entirely reasonable and fully justified, in my opinion.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

O_o
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Exactly.

(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I think most judges would have let you off with that one

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Have you showed him your diary which was full of kill fantasies about him?
He'd probably appreciate that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I don't keep a diary
I did see him in Debenhams when I was at home over Christmas. I didn't believe it could happen, but he's actually gotten even fuglier in the last 10 years. He followed me round the store and only my friend's intervention stopped me from hiding behind a stand of John Rocha stuff and kneecapping him with a mannequins arm.
(berk, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

What a cunt, i hope he gets run over for you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)