I'm sorry, the who? When I started what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm bored, I've missed Darth.
He's not here yet, so I have to insinuate other people are homosexuals.

Well, if it's not an STD, why do you have a sore throat?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Have you ever had an illness that wasn't an STI?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Judging by her delightful blog : unlikely

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

It's funny because she's a fucking slag.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Haha

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

She never replies to insults,
it's like she doesn't want to encourage it. "don't feed the trolls" she's thinking. I'm thinking I can say what I want and she wont spaz out. Easy target.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

To be honest, it doesn't really bother me.
If it were in any way funny, I'd have said so.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I thought it was quite funny

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Horses for courses.
If I was borrowing Darth's meme, I'd have given it a 3/10.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

That would be one of your many mistakes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

ZINGALING !!1!1!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

It's impressive how you can manage to take the moral highground with a mouth full of cock.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It's not the moral highground
It just wasn't funny.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139597
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

That's an open invite to the popular page

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

You replied, you lose THE GAME
Have you ever thought about wrapping yourself in sellotape? then you could clean whilst you roll
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Well she is a slothful chubster, not much chance of her ever getting away

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Bella + hay = guaranteed sexy tiem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Only if you have no pride
"Calling AA"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Surely you should send a letter by "Whippet Express" to the Northern monkey glans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Do you mind?
The word 'blog' makes me angry.


Thanks.

PS I have no problem with the use of 'delusional self-important drivel' though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Also...
Say it out loud. Go on, just quietly, to yourself. Hear the word roll round your ears...."Blog."

It's a really horrible sound, isn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Ugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I motion that this colloquialism be struck from the English lexicon under penalty of being locked in a room and having people with annoying voices repeat the word at you constantly for up to 18 months.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Transgressors to be banished to the 'blogosphere'*
*some kind of medieval torture device the finer details of which I have yet to invent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I imagine part of the torture
would consist of having their own "blog" read back to them in front of a large public audience, forcing them to confront the burning shame of what a pointless load of utter fucking tosh they'd seen fit to dribble from their keyboards whilst under the delusion that anybody gave an airborne fornication about what they were Deaconing on about.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I hate it too
I also loathe twitter. I changed radio station this morning purely because someone mentioned it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I hate it too
Have stopped going on it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

the fact that you ever went on it means you are now dead to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Made an account to research it for a case
Kept it just in case, used to check it once a week or so, now I don't bother.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Sorry, that's no excuse.
Vippers and I hate you now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

it's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

*shrugs*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's either a virus of some kind
or cancer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I doubt it's cancer.
I haven't been around for a while, did you get anything sorted about your daughter staying over?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I have a meeting on Saturday, we shall see.
I suspect not, but thank you for asking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Did you send the letter?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Yup.
Yesterday morning she was refusing to even sit down and discuss it. I had to threaten to stop her money to get her to agree even to talk to me. I fucking hate the fact that reason doesn’t work but threats do. It upsets me a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Nightmare...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

+K
you are in a room. There is a relentless harridan denying you access to your child.

Spellcasting: G-A-R-O-T-T-E
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I L-I-K-E T-H-I-S

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Oh, for fuck's sake.
That's properly shit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Did she contact you to suggest this?
That would be progress, no?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

See above. It took threats of court and stopping of maintenance to get her to agree.
It's awful and I feel really bad for doing it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

You can always have the 'Heinrich Himmler' voicebox if it all comes to the worst
Silver linings are a precious thing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Your septum is falling out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Yeah, well you look Welsh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

ooo, burn

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

if by Welsh you mean
ruddy faced, thick of waist and mind and scratching at the door in the desperate hope that it will open and let me out into the light, then no i do not.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)