Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh man I am so popular
I went swimming yesterday and so feel smug.Also I have a bazillion friends on the internet which makes me a total winner. I'm going to lkike totally update facebook, myspace, beebo, twitter, awesomebadger.com and a new site you're not cool enough to have heard of
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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latest was 15 years ago)
LIES ON THE INTERNETMorning TGB.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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FUCK OFF BERTOh sorry Bret, I misread your name
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:57,
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It's Bobby so you might want to let the FUCK OFF stand.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:59,
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Neither do I, really.Something to do with Rory, so it's hardly likely to be funny.
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Not as funny as thiswww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-12899083
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I see your crazy naked burglar cokehead, and raise youTHIS: www.cafepress.co.uk/wedmiliband.519849924#
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I'm totally buying it. I especially love the quote: "We'll keep the red flag flying here".
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=/edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/03/29/bangladesh.lashing.death/index.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:04,
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This is incorrect on two levels:1) Rory is funny and
2) The 'rolling around on the floor' thing was/is funny
This is merely my opinion, mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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This man knows where the shit is at(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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Bebo?PAEDOPHILE!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:57,
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I'm sorry to say that 9999 of those messages are me telling you how awesome I think you are.(
girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:02,
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Yeah, well I have a sore throat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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You should have got the Brazilian whore to put a condom on before you started gobbling him off.(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I'm sorry, the who? When I started what?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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I'm bored, I've missed Darth.He's not here yet, so I have to insinuate other people are homosexuals.
Well, if it's not an STD, why do you have a sore throat?
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Judging by her delightful blog : unlikely(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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She never replies to insults, it's like she doesn't want to encourage it. "don't feed the trolls" she's thinking. I'm thinking I can say what I want and she wont spaz out. Easy target.
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To be honest, it doesn't really bother me. If it were in any way funny, I'd have said so.
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I thought it was quite funny(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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Horses for courses.If I was borrowing Darth's meme, I'd have given it a 3/10.
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That would be one of your many mistakes(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:26,
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It's impressive how you can manage to take the moral highground with a mouth full of cock.(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139597
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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That's an open invite to the popular page(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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You replied, you lose THE GAMEHave you ever thought about wrapping yourself in sellotape? then you could clean whilst you roll
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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Well she is a slothful chubster, not much chance of her ever getting away(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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Only if you have no pride"Calling AA"
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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Surely you should send a letter by "Whippet Express" to the Northern monkey glans(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:29,
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Do you mind?The word 'blog' makes me angry.
Thanks.
PS I have no problem with the use of 'delusional self-important drivel' though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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Also...Say it out loud. Go on, just quietly, to yourself. Hear the word roll round your ears...."Blog."
It's a really horrible sound, isn't it?
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I motion that this colloquialism be struck from the English lexicon under penalty of being locked in a room and having people with annoying voices repeat the word at you constantly for up to 18 months.(, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Transgressors to be banished to the 'blogosphere'**some kind of medieval torture device the finer details of which I have yet to invent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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I imagine part of the torturewould consist of having their own "blog" read back to them in front of a large public audience, forcing them to confront the burning shame of what a pointless load of utter fucking tosh they'd seen fit to dribble from their keyboards whilst under the delusion that anybody gave an airborne fornication about what they were Deaconing on about.
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I hate it tooI also loathe twitter. I changed radio station this morning purely because someone mentioned it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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I hate it tooHave stopped going on it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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the fact that you ever went on it means you are now dead to me(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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Made an account to research it for a caseKept it just in case, used to check it once a week or so, now I don't bother.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:29,
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Sorry, that's no excuse.Vippers and I hate you now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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*shrugs*(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:39,
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It's either a virus of some kindor cancer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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I doubt it's cancer.I haven't been around for a while, did you get anything sorted about your daughter staying over?
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I have a meeting on Saturday, we shall see.I suspect not, but thank you for asking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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Yup.Yesterday morning she was refusing to even sit down and discuss it. I had to threaten to stop her money to get her to agree even to talk to me. I fucking hate the fact that reason doesn’t work but threats do. It upsets me a lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:30,
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+Kyou are in a room. There is a relentless harridan denying you access to your child.
Spellcasting: G-A-R-O-T-T-E
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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See above. It took threats of court and stopping of maintenance to get her to agree.It's awful and I feel really bad for doing it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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You can always have the 'Heinrich Himmler' voicebox if it all comes to the worstSilver linings are a precious thing
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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if by Welsh you meanruddy faced, thick of waist and mind and scratching at the door in the desperate hope that it will open and let me out into the light, then no i do not.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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I have a bastard hangover. I am contemplating getting a pint down to see if I feel better.
I know I won't.
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It's Wednesday...(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:15,
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I think my mind does I am being particularly stupid today. I just cut myself on a fucking pencil case.I need to ring Dignitas and get myself an appointment.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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had any more freaky messages?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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Nope but I think one of our mutual friends may have explained to him he was being a tool.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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glad to hear it(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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Don't be like that mateAt least wait until Arsenal have pissed the title away completely before putting yourself out of our misery
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Van Persie got injured last nightI might not watch the end of the season, I think we will finish 3rd now.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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I'm still hoping for an epic collapse on United's partReckon they might get spanked by City in the Cup too
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Not going to happen, they are a machine.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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A machine who lose to WolvesI see your point, they're better equipped to deal with challenging for three trophies all at once than anyone else. All I will say is that this has been a funny old season and there's some twists and turns to be had yet
/Jimmy Greaves
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*sends anthrax laced turd by special delivery to DF & Turd*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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My! Do you work with Photoshop often?Its like you can't see the seams! I know this is offtopic but I want a seamshorse here now, STAT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:13,
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Patrick Moore is looking well these days(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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Right I'm about to start a big assignment so shall I have Rocky on in the backgroundor Band of Brothers?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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That film is dull as fuck, Oh Captain my captain, GET OFF THE FUCKING DESKAND DO SOME WORK YOU CUNT.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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It is the gayest pile of shit I have ever seen.I hate it more than I hate smelly Africans, and I hate them A LOT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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Word to your mother.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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too late BOB is in.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:20,
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starting on Carentan. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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Your neighbours must love you.Do you have surround sound?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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Yep but it's on quietly so I can pretend I'm working too. Right I am goingto crack on nowso enjoy the rest of your day.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:30,
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Why not try working without the distraction of the TVJust a thought like
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:22,
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I cant work in silence it's impossible.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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Good luck with your exams then, you Deacon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:26,
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Exams are different, just regurgitating facts and bullshit. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:27,
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alright Mr Literal, from Literal town.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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Did I miss something?Honestly, if I'm not here to look after you lot...
It's like a fucking playground in here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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Start a new thread thenNot with a confusing graphic attached!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:35,
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or a giant picture of a bemonocled bush-baby(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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he wanted a seam horse and I ddin't have one,a bemonocled bush-baby seemed like a good alternative.
that is also the third attempt at a decent sized picture, the first was huge.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:55,
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Is it?Excellent.
*stocks up on puppies and sweets*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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One call, mate, and you're on a register.*calls Monty's mental babymomma*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:42,
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Sorry miss*puts hands in pockets, stares at the ground and shuffles feet*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:54,
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