I fucking love my waistcoats
I've got three. However, you haven't got Ballroom to fall back on as an excuse and no-one around here thinks you're an epic bumder, so you might want to keep that under your hat. Your 6" tall stovepipe hat.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wish I had a 6" tall stovepipe hat
I could wear it with the mo' up underneath, then when I tip my hat to the ladies they'd positively throw themselves at me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)

that would be awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's an ambition of mine to get one
Or at least a sufficiently tall top hat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I like them too
but get a bit mocked.

I'm getting one tailor made for my wedding. exciting stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I have two
A black pinstripe and a plain black one. They fucking ROCK.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I've got two as well, a plain black one and a grey one that goes with my suit
I need some new work clothes soon and I'm thinking pinstripes would be the way to go.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Definitely
Pinstripe is the way to go.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

dunno where to get them though
particularly as I would ideally have flares or bootcut...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I am currently sporting pinstripe trousers today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)