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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's see who the real cool kids are.Who else has this on their navbar?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:16,
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You don't just 'go' onto the secret board.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:19,
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As nobody else is called BraynDeddI'm guessing none. You live up to your username
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:18,
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As nobody else is called BraynDeddI'm guessing none. You live up to your username
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:21,
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Is that where you post your paint drawings of horse porn?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:22,
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What piffle is this?Did you not learn your lesson the last time.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:24,
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Good luckI think it was Karl Marx who said "I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would let me join". Or summat.
Or Groucho Marx.
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This^It smacks of "mine is better than yours to me"
Are you 5 Brian?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:28,
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I'd guessed thatbut cheers anyway
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:33,
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You're a bit of a mong.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:32,
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I take exception to thatI am a lot of a mong and I appear to be in good company with you sir
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:34,
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I have a reputation now?Wow! *prouds*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:36,
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I can assure you that's not true mateI'm thinking about my reputation when I say that, not yours.
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Nobody wants to be known as 'internet creepy' that's fo sho(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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Validation!! On the internet!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:44,
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Fear not, there's plenty to go round with that particular brush(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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alright brian(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:25,
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I went on it. But because it's deemed cool and the current in thing, I've decided to shun it and denounce it as shit. /hipster
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and a purple FAQ linkIts almost like he doesn't know what he is doing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:33,
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Oops, you totally got me there.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:35,
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This isn't going terribly well for you, is it, Brian?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:37,
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I'm not really sure how else it could have gone.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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How long did you spend photoshopping that in therefor this one glorious moment of revelation? Because it looks as though you have enough purple links there to make the secret board link also look purple and thus, like an active link that actually goes somewhere.
Since it's blue, it either doesn't exist or you got hounded off it. Probably for being shit.
/deerstalker.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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You could do that in Word, never mind Photoshop(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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Can we start again with this please?What are you trying to acheive here?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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I'll start a new thread about it, shall I?With a larger picture this time.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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Crack on budI'm sure the "hil-ar-i-ous" pic you post won't get ignored by most
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:41,
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since when does having " 0 unread messages"make you one of the real cool kids?
witless friendless spastic, possibly.
edit - oh fucking hell, crow!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:39,
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A spastic mooncalf, it would seemI'd like to point out that spastic mooncalves are nothing to do with me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:40,
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Done better herewww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139408
Do keep up, internet girl.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:40,
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mine was betterbecause it included the word "witless".
anyway, you're brave, coming over here. didn't you see what we did to friz?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:46,
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Friz is shit, I don't much care what you did to him.I'm aiming for peace and harmony between all boards. Except links, they're fucking mentalists.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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ha, no you're notyou're aiming to get something out of someone on here so that you can clutch the little linky to your chest and scurry back to /talk to show off your mental prize.
why don't you use that tit shot of friz's?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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Do I want to request the pic of Friz's tits?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:58,
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You're not really helping my cause here.If you don't have anything nice to say, tits of gtfo.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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Who is this gtfo of which you are requesting tits from?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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Yes because we would all be impressed on /talk by this...(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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alright Tentacles?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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alright Vipros?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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You're latebetter check you not preggers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:41,
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That would liven the place up with a great online meltdown(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:43,
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at least it would mean i was getting laid!!!don't make me be mean to you, roary-woary
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:45,
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Chompy slips in at nightand "turkey bastes" you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:46,
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nah, he's definitely sterileno way would god allow that to reproduce.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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I didn't say it was his manfat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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so now the bespectacled sex-god from milton keynesis raping men for the manfat as well as women?
you have a sick sick mind, sportscow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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Its like you can see into the void that was my soul(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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He's experimenting on you with glops of zoo spunk(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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Who knows what foul creature you'll birth(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:54,
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ermi kind of just did.
i'm shit at being mean.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:47,
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I expected better than this playground bullying from you BGB(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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Don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of internet meanness It livens a dull morning up no end
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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I'm close to giving up on my attempt to get to ten stone. Be happy with what you are I reckon. Been ten and three and quarter stone for months despite eating nothing but healthy food and never drinking. Lost cause I think.
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You would look like a fucking refugee at 10 stone man!Get some pies down you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:48,
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+ naked outside your window with a bona that you could hang your sunday best from(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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Unless you're 5ft 2, pack that in.Actually, you're a bloke, so just pack that in.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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You should never aim for a specific weightrather a body shape that you are happy wiht and is healthy, the weight of that body is irrelavant.
i weigh almost 13 stone now, more than I've ever weighed, but i'm fitter and more muscular (relatively) than ever as well.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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I'm still overweight but the fittest I've ever been.(
girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:54,
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" body shape that you are happy with AND is healthy"weight plays a part in this, but suprious targets are not helpful to anyone.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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I'm not that bloody overweight.Middle-aged spread innit. Can't shift the fucking thing short of starving.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:58,
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i was certainly not accuaing you of anything of the sort!Just that if someones says I want to be X stone, i wonder if that weight is the correct one or just a arbitrary number.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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I agree with this entirelyTrying to hit a target weight did my head in. As I'm doing free weights every day I'm perfectly happy with the possibility that I'll end up heavier than I am now when I've lost my gut.
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I have a target weight that, as of this morning, I am one pound offHowever the belly/love handles are still there, so I'll carry on the diet and step up the exercise.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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That must be very rewarding to be fairWell done mate. We'll have a gut-off in June
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Thanks!You'll win, barring some sort of miracle/accidental liposuction.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:14,
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I dunnoThat waistcoat I wore on TWL wasn't just for fashion purposes. Slimming, int they
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Shush!I'm wearing a waistcoat right now...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:19,
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I fucking love my waistcoatsI've got three. However, you haven't got Ballroom to fall back on as an excuse and no-one around here thinks you're an epic bumder, so you might want to keep that under your hat. Your 6" tall stovepipe hat.
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I wish I had a 6" tall stovepipe hatI could wear it with the mo' up underneath, then when I tip my hat to the ladies they'd positively throw themselves at me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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that would be awesome(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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It's an ambition of mine to get oneOr at least a sufficiently tall top hat.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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I like them toobut get a bit mocked.
I'm getting one tailor made for my wedding. exciting stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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I have two A black pinstripe and a plain black one. They fucking ROCK.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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I've got two as well, a plain black one and a grey one that goes with my suitI need some new work clothes soon and I'm thinking pinstripes would be the way to go.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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DefinitelyPinstripe is the way to go.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:42,
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dunno where to get them thoughparticularly as I would ideally have flares or bootcut...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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I am currently sporting pinstripe trousers today(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:05,
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9/10Well done. "Horse virginity" is worth a point all on its own.
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Darling, you're such a bender.Look. I'm back. I'm not here though, I'm on the other thread.
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That's a good point.I'm not happy with my body shape, I couldn't ever be called fat in a million years and weight wise I'm fine, but I need to drop a few pounds to get where I want to be init.
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This^Just removing some excess poundage at the moment. I want a six pack, just once
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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Tescos sell them reasonably cheapThose little cans of Heineken are awesome
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Cut one of your feet off, Bal.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:54,
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Hahaha, "update your profile", maybe should click on that one and then change your name to "Bryan Dedd", because a capital letter doesn't belong in the middle of a word.Hahahahahha.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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'Ere Gonz, you're here a fair bit.Why don't they want everyone to be friends, except for links?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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Actually i have no issue with /talk, I just don't get it really...too many memes and in jokes that pass me by, also the forays here from JMG et al are tediously repetative; some sort of inivation would be nice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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I find the lack of breasts on talk a little disheartning.(
girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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It's because everyone here is a massive racist.What colour are you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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hahaha!Proper officelol there!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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Nah', you got it wrong, everyone here is matey, that monty person above even invited me over for a Yop and Sex party the other weekend.God, I love Yop.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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Speaking of, I saw a homeless bloke the other day, wandering through the city centre looking all bedraggled and that,then he turned round and I saw that he had a bottle of Yop and looked fucking ecstatic. It made me think of you.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 11:03,
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