It's been a morning of highs and lows for me...
I found a crack pipe in the gents toilets and then burnt my arm on the toaster and it's all hurty and then the chef gave me a croissant to make me feel better but my arm still hurts and my boss wants me to go to A&E but I don't want to as hospitals scare me. Soooooooo I just going to have a cup of tea and a little sit down for a moment.
( wanderlust, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:27, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

See if there's any residue left in the pipe - that'll sort you out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

^this
Failing that, go sit in the walk-in chiller for a bit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Oh yeah I'm okay really, thanks for asking and all that.
How's single life treating you? What's that you say? You're not single? Could have fooled me.
( wanderlust, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

for fucks sake don't dump him
he moans enough as it is.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

This^
He really would be intolerable as the old, single Monty again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

The irony is that he doesn't even like blogs.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I have indeed fooled you.
I'm not really an RAF doctor at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Hello Lusty, are you coming on saturday?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I wish I could but I have to work :(
The endless joys of hospitality.
( wanderlust, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Gaylord, well at least dump your boyfriend if you can't make it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Minor injury clinic would be better for you.
Just need a nurse to dress the burn.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I'm going to bookmark this post for next time I see someone deliver a sick burn

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Get some acriflex on it. Magic stuff.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)