I'm still here......trying to get male B3tans to sleep with me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah, yeah, I know
But it can't just be "any" male B3tan, eh? You have to have standards...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Not that I've heard of

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

She leaves pie as bait in her clopper

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Pastry doesn't agree with me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

If that was the case you'd have got a gaz by now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

There's over 80,000 possibles to send a gaz of love to, you'll hit me at some point

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I don't think the pie in my clopper will keep fresh that long.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

It's a Fray Bentos, they're designed to survive nuclear holocaust

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Still in the tin?
Impressive.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

We're not discussing just any clopper here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You get a click for this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I almost went to Fray Bentos
in Uruguay, but it was a bit out of the way.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

It's a shitty pie in a tin, you did well there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I have a friend
that only eats that and fish&chips
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Is this friend from the North of England?
Just a crazy stab in the dark here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

He's from Wales
Thin like a stick insect.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

They also have poor personal hygiene and LARP as well, no?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

LARP?
No, he's clean (but he doesn't like cleaning the house) and he does a lot of exercise.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Get him a basic cook book and tell him to stop being bent

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

while you're at it, tell him to stop being Welsh as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You can tell him that
He's lived in England most of his time now, and doesn't know a word in Welsh, but he'll be offended nevertheless.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

His fiance
Is a really good coock, and, very patiently, during 4 years, is been trying to help him to learn how to eat. He now can have spinachs, sometimes, and cooked on a special way only.

He only drinks smirnof ice too :) It's very funny to go out with him, he orders one, I order a pint, and the drinks are always served wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Couldn't I start off with a small tinned meat pudding and work my way up to a family size steak and mushroom?

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Nah, we're talking fatties here
You need to keep them distracted for as long as possible whilst you lead them to your dungeon of desperation
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Dungeon of desperation?
I like that. I'm going to get a sign made for the bash.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

You're /off topics very own Pepé Le Pew

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

hahaha!
Apart from the smelly bit.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

yeah, skunks don't smell that bad in comparison!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1139815
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I don't think it works like streching piercings.
Then again, I suppose it might.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

This is not just any pie in a clopper
This is a 21-day matured welsh black beef and ale pie, lovingly nestling in a warmed oak-aged clopper. This is BGB pie-in-a-clopper
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Reading this has actually made me feel hungry.
Hungry, then repulsed by myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I'm sorry that I daydreamed about eating a beef and ale pie
from your 'delta of Venus'. It was wrong and I know that now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

and then hungry again
and then repulsed. And then hungry. and then you got an erection that could cut glass, amIright?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I got an erection that could cut pie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Hahaha!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Oh, well played.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)