someone where I am on secondment just said, in all seriousness
there is no nice French food

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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:39, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cheese?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah, all that cheese and wine is shit
Don't even get me started on the bread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

is are
food people
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Thats more like it
I went out with a French lady many a year ago. Dirty, dirty girl
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Baguette and brie.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Alright, let's get the story straight
You were at the other side of the room and you had warned him that someone had dropped 30 kitchen knives on the stairs, but still he ran down them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I don't know which one it was
I'll have to dispose of them all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)

They probably meant cars, because French cars are shit.
Or women, because the French seem to produce complete pig-scarers (apart from Sarkozy's wife and Nicole from the Clio adverts).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

My God, Nicole was hot.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

We all know you preferred Papa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

No, he had shit taste in cars, a very unattractive quality in a man.
Nicole was a girl so crap car taste is expected.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

She was in an episode of Hornblower
she was still hot, even surrounded by all those salty seamen
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)