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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Enough of El Beaker and her paella
If you had a b3ta time machine when would you go back to?

I'd go back to the heady days when Kitty was always on here and her boss was reading it and TGB worked in a cardboard box factory, there were so many jokes I should have made that never got said. Kittys probably lurking now. Isn't she fucking nosey.

Alt: Lunch?
Alt2: It's Applebites interview at porton down today we should all wish the lipglossed lesbian whore good luck.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:42, 161 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Sympathy reply.
THis is why I don't start threads without news links.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

you could link the story about personal injury legislation trying to stop all these no win no fee claims, everyone in my office is going crazy, I think it's lol
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
That's boring, you're boring, stop boring everyone Kitty.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

You're right, sorry.

I If could go back in time I would go back to the time the slinky guy had his idea, steal it and kill him
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Don't you'll raise the beast of Belladonna
Rolling out justice for the downbeaten!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I just had a marks and spencers lunch and I know very little about politics. I'm like swipe in training.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
i had itsu today
because it was SO GOOD yesterday.

but i like marks and sparks too. my friend came out with her bag the other night, v v pretty (the bag, not my friend!).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Did your friend like her corset? I never heard from her so im worried she didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
oh she's just useless. lovely girl but utterly useless...
she loved it, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Oh that's a relief, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
she said that she will have to stick to her diet really strictly from now on though!
i have another friend who i might treat to one in due course, except she says she is too fat at the moment - will keep you posted!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
please don't call me she on the internet, that is for private times.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I tried on one of those waist nippers you can buy recently.
Did it fuck nip in my waist.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Excellent, keep them coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I still want to get one for my mrs
but she is on pre-wedding weight loss regime now, so wouldn't be the right time
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I wouldn't worry about that
I think she's stomped off with her sensible knickers in a twist.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
meh, it's much more fun being shallow and vacuous but able to enjoy fortnums and the ritz
rather than the closest i can get to their delicious food and drink being splatting paint at the windows.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I will be the first to tell you that being shallow is good fun.
I am *very* shallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I like bella on the whole
her knickers are constantly twisted though, probably because they're never stationary.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I honestly don't have a problem with her,
aside from her being a cut-out of every student reactionary going. She reminds me of Rick from The Young Ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Before my time

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Haha she would hate me and applebite
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
she really hates me
partly because we couldn't be more different. and partly because she takes me seriously when i am being flippant.

and partly because i am a bit of a dick with her, it's like having a big stick and a balloon to poke with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I'm liking how no one gives a shit about wishing Apple luck.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
She's not here
So no need to. I'll ask her how it went later.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I texted offering advice
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Was it "remember to cup the balls"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It was to take her knickers off pass them to the interviewer under the table
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)
ha like she wears knickers.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Now I've remembered Batman's sex voice
"WORK THE SHAFT, THAT'S IT, HARDER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)
I'm looking forward to engaging her in debate
over gender roles. I'm very good at acting the chauvinist.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
"acting"
yeah.

acting.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Who let you out of the kitchen?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
To be fair, I don't think once she was the one who bought the subject up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
If you weren't so nasty...
people would reply more.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
How are you, Kitty?
Are you the same Kitty? How is life?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I am thanks, work sucks but my cupcake empire is opening soon so that'll be good. How's married life?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Ey! Good luck with that
I'm glad to hear that your cupcakes are doing well.

I answer about the married life a moment ago and I gave berk nausea, so I'll just say I'm very happy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I got drawn to the cat fight earlier and decided to stick around.

I thought my phone was broken until I realised that hilarious /talker had posted a screen shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I wasn't paying attention to any cat fight.
I bet it was well mature.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
It was embarrassing for all concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Like sex with you. ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Like you'll ever find out.
ZING RIGHT BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
*feels chastised*
sorry monty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Aww, I can't stay mad at you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I was all calm and pointed stuff out and shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I stayed the fuck out of it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I try to stay out of those catfights.
Fuck knows, if I tried to whiteknight Swipe every time she got herself into an online argument, I wouldn't have to time to read any other posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I liked the bit where I quoted Tool lyrics

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
So did I

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I was resonable, the worst i said was that disabled should be put down for their own good...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Alt: A turkey and ham salad from Subway that I really fucking enjoyed.
Alt2: Take out the words 'whore' & 'good', and you'd have some decent alliteration there.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Haha you just play right into our hands
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
What for?
It was a salad this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Did kitty's boss know who she was?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Yeah lolz

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Yes. that's putting it mildly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I guess it didn't end well then...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)

aa likes to wheel it out every time I laugh at his subway addiction so you'll probably see it mentioned in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)
is this just a big PC and Kitty party?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I think so come on in.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I don't want to see what you two do when you're alone

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Argue mainly.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Its not pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

ts 'm
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
She knows I'm joking
Don't worry Kristine.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I know you are too, you massive basket of muffin love.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Aww shucks!
*looks down at muffin top*
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
*cheeky squeeze*
it's very becoming!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
It'll hopefully be very be-going soon

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I wish I weren't so lazy. Is there some sort of something you can take to make you un-lazy?
Cause I've got less of a muffin top, and more of a...I don't know...whole muffin tin going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Get rid of it before you get near my age.....OR IT WILL NEVER EVER LEAVE......EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Crystal Meth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
yeah but my teeth are so pretty

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Coke? Steroids?
I'm lazy still, just dieting and doing very minimal exercise. Gonna step up the latter (or try) in order to shift what's left.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
More exercise you do the more energy you'll have
change your diet. Check to see if you're allergic to stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
but I can't sleep
last time I tried I went three weeks without sleep and decided being fat wasn't so bad compared to losing sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
:(
I would say go to a dietician but I don't know how that works in Merka
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
cannae afford it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
/ac

Americans who are against an NHS are fucking crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)
They hate paying taxes init

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I don't know anything about it.
Being completely honest here, I have not bothered to read about it.
I wouldn't mind having free health care, but I technically don't have a job [get paid under the table], so it would be like I'm on welfare, which we already have, I don't like the idea of mooching off the government.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
That's the thing about it, it doesn't matter if you have a job or not, if you're ill, you get treated.
It's not perfect, our mental healthcare can be tantramount to criminal negligance, the waiting times can be years before seeing an actual doctor. But if you've been hit by a car or get cancer, or break a bone, you queue up with everyone else, no matter what your credit card limit is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I'd go back right to the beginning and not sign up.
Apart from the few good friends I've made on here and discovering that I actually like my breasts, it's been pretty dire.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I'm not sure I could say that. The night shift on /talk helped me get relatively sober, I'm nothing like I used to be.
Also, I now know there are people in the world just as strange as me, and if things get really shit over here, I could always come there and Al might give me a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Secretly I agree but I'm just in a bad mood ; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Why are you upset?
Is everything ok? Is that stupid Roy talking about pies?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Roy?.....pies? Do you mean Rory? Rory's lovely deep down under all that gruff exterior.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Yes, Rory
I was just joking, I thought I'd made you smile. Clearly, I failed. Sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Don't worry! I'll be grinning like a mong in a couple of months : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I hope so!
I'm looking forward to your party!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
That is the reason I'll be grinning.
My best friend from New Zealand will be over too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
No way!
I'm looking forward to meet her!! She must be really cool.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)
*massive loving up on you*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Fanku!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Back
To before I had read every "best of qotw" page, so I could read them again without getting bored because I know what's coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
.
Dream big
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Life is made of the little things
Can I have a subway too?
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I've never read a whole best of page I know exactly what's coming.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I'm pretty happy in this b3ta time
I'd probably just go back 4 months and read what's been happening. Can I set the machine in "slow motion mode" to read and answer calmly?

Alt: Chicken stew
Alt2: Good luck, Applebites.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I can't remember what it was like before how it is now
probably better.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This thread is a low point in the history of offtopic.
Still it'll be better than the next thread.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I doubt it
I doubt that the next thread will be worse, not that this one is a low point in offtopic.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
You're married now, stop flirting with me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Your imagination
has no limits, eh?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I'm not known for my limits.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I'd go back to when I created my account
because I'd only be 30. That would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I'd be just 30 too
Man, we are SO OLD!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Don't make me quote my age and win the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

win the internet wet myself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I only do that when I sneeze.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
We are old
You simply mature, like a fine wine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I remember why I like you now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
or cheese

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Am I allowed to go forward in time?
Stephen Hawking would shit in his wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
He definitely does that anyway, have you not seen the state of him.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
When I just lurked on QOTW and didn't know what OT was.
I went out more in those days. I wasn't so cynical, I didn't make jokes none of my (rl) friends understood. I didn't smirk at croissants in supermarkets, I didn't know anything as irritating as Chompy existed. Life was simpler then.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
You were still shit, just less people told you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I am looking forward to the day you die alone, in a bush, outside some preteens dorm room I'd imagine.
your cock in one hand, someone elses in the other...
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
He wouldn't be alone then
Unless he's "Bobbitted" it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I can't wait for the day they cure diabeties,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
It'll be a good day.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
If you have diabetes it would, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
My Dad has diabetes
Do you want my Dad to die? MONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I am never forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This post is spasticated

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Oh thank God
For a moment there I thought my brain had stopped recognising English.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
just something that jumped into my head because of the "I can't wait for the day" things
it's from a song about the mathematician Lobochevsky
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Any day now, Chompy - remember, Ed's on the case.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)
About four years ago was fun

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I'm listening to Sunn O)))
Drone Doom Metal, somehow it feels appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
In that genre I believe Boris to be superior.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
It's not something I'm that keen on
But for working it's quite good as it breaks the silence without distracting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
you're listening to sunn o bracket bracket bracket?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
There's no question mark at the end

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
You don't pronounce the O or the brackets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
yeah
you don't pronounce the r or the i or the s or the t or the i or the n or the e in my name either
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)
OK K

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I appreciate it's a little silly
They are named after a make of amplifier, who are called Sunn and then had a graphic that looked like O))) next to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I love Sunn O)))
Love them immensely.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Suits your user name

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
someone where I am on secondment just said, in all seriousness
there is no nice French food

...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Cheese?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Yeah, all that cheese and wine is shit
Don't even get me started on the bread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

is are
food people
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Thats more like it
I went out with a French lady many a year ago. Dirty, dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Baguette and brie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Alright, let's get the story straight
You were at the other side of the room and you had warned him that someone had dropped 30 kitchen knives on the stairs, but still he ran down them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I don't know which one it was
I'll have to dispose of them all
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)
They probably meant cars, because French cars are shit.
Or women, because the French seem to produce complete pig-scarers (apart from Sarkozy's wife and Nicole from the Clio adverts).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)
My God, Nicole was hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
We all know you preferred Papa

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
No, he had shit taste in cars, a very unattractive quality in a man.
Nicole was a girl so crap car taste is expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
She was in an episode of Hornblower
she was still hot, even surrounded by all those salty seamen
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I should have built myself a fort on the last day

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

built myself a fort made myself a robot costume and stamped around the warehouse smashing things
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This would have been much better!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

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