Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Brazil nuts are yummybut walnuts are also fabby.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:04,
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15 years ago)
May I offer you a brazil nut from this special pack?I won't have one myself. Don't like them. No, of course they're not poisoned!
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You need to update your "nemesis-ing"Offering sweets is not evil
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:09,
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All-out hostility and nuclear warfare have failedI'm going with the Russian tactics
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Unleash the umbrella of doom(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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I am neither The Penguin nor interested in unleashing the T-Virusso I have unfortunately lost you
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You fucking heathenwww.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/history/story/2007/01/070117_markov.shtml
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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Never mind, CowI understood what you meant. Won't you come over to my side? It's sunny here, and people are intelligent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:21,
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All you can bring to her side are consistently high-quality gay jibesWhich I have learnt to deflect using my Scoring System of Doom
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But with our combined forceswe can create the ultimate gay jibe.
*starts the jibinator*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:29,
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I welcome the first ever 10/10To get such a score the jibe will have to be funnier than anything John Cleese has ever said. That's the new standard. Which I've just made up.
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Yeah?Well....
YOU LIKE TOUCHING OTHER MEN'S COCKS!!!!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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OoooohLooks like we've had a mis-fire. I'll get the techies right on that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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Phew!For a minute there I thought you had awarded it!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:33,
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Judging by the standard your Glorious Leader has set above,all your future jibes will be deducted a mark by association. Try getting that perfect score now, genius
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Woo Hoo!You will also find that no-one on this side will try to roger you senseless.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:24,
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Hey!*re-reads small print*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 11:25,
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