I could direct you to a YouTube video which would change your mind
but I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Just give me a few hints
and I'll find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Absolutely not
I can safely say that not even you could tempt me to reveal anything about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Oh, c'mon
Do you really want to play that game?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'd be most intrigued to see what you could put on the table

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*pulls up a chair*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Only if you're going to be showing me that video

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'm not showing you until I know what you've got to offer!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'm not offering anything
Until I know there's a chance of you making the video public. Why would I wast my time with propositions if I know they're going nowhere from the begining?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

There's a chance, a very slim chance
but as I said, you'll have to offer something spec-fucking-tacular
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I don't think there's a real chance there
I think you only want to know what I have to offer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

This is very perceptive of you
However, from my point of view, I believe that anything you offer which fulfils the spec-fucking-tacular criteria might be bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Well, your loss
I'm sure if you stop giving excuses and we finally meet once, I can make you drunk enough to get you singing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I can't rule that out
But no-one will thank you for doing so!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's true
But you'll be losing your opportunity of getting something from me, even if it's not spec-fucking-tacular!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

A combination of alcohol and promised bribery will probably do the trick
but if I humiliate myself in public I'm going to hold you to whatever bribes you promise!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Right, that's a deal
Now, let's just meet. When are you going to a bash?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)