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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Whooooooooooooooosh!
I've got a few scars, me. I've got one on the side of my head where I fell through someone's garage roof while trying to retrieve a tennis ball. Man that hurt. I bled all over my mate's Chopper. What's the story behind your scars?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:54, 273 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Mine is definitely the worst/geekiest scar ever.
I fell asleep on my laptop charger.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
how?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
That made me laugh
Is it a permanent scar?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Yeah on the inside of my left arm. It's the shape of a circle.
I was watching something on my laptop whilst lying in bed and fell asleep on it. Them chargers get bloody hot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I can't believe
you didn't wake up whit the heath.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Start as you mean to go on eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Is this a joke about my periods?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
fucking hell
What is the obsession with periods around here these days? And can it stop please.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
It should only happen for a few days each month
and stop the rest of the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I have many
One on my forehead from a face/shower tray incident aged 6
Two around my left eye from a disagreement with 6 lads
One on each finger/thumb from being a lad with knives
One on right ring finger from sitting on a table which wasn't quite attached to the legs, leading me to drop my hand directly through a pint glass
Two on my right elbow from a vodka and coke that was thrown at me by my ex
One on my foot as a result of booting the hoover after an argument with said ex
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I've got one on my hand from where my dad shut my hand in his car door.
one around my left eye where a mate threw a boomerang at my head and it sliced my face open
I still flinch when someone acts like they're going to throw something at me
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I got bitten by a pike.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Haha!
How middle class
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I was sailing at the time

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Re-inforced
EDIT:

With Pimms?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
During a camping holiday with my parents and sister.
I probably was drinking ginger beer.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)
1) I had surgery
2) I fell over in the playground, knocking a lump of flesh out of my knee the size of a 50p piece and so deep I was convinced I could see my kneebone (I was only 5, mind)
3) Sliced my finger open with a scalpel, so deep the blood pulsed out rather than just leaking. I giggled hysterically and my mate fainted.
4) Burn from a motorbike exhaust pipe. Motorbikes and miniskirts don't mix.
(berk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I did the pulsy blood finger bit
Went straight through most of my thumb with a scalpel. From nail to bone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
There's nothing quite like being able to see inside your own finger
or being covered in blood with a slightly crazed grin to make teenage girls scream, puke and pass out.
(berk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I cannot comment on this
It was pissing blood for about 2 hours though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Yes, it did bleed for well over an hour
every time I took the pressure off to see if it had clotted it started pissing blood again. Hence the blood-soaked school shirt and manic look.
(berk, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Scalpels are sharp kids

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Snapped a brand new penknife onto my finger, i could see the bone very briefly
then lots of blood
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Your 15" black rubber dildo and a lack of lube
In other news I've just had my haircut and it's all gone a bit trendy, does anyone have a fixy they could sell me?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
eeeow
i've never bled on anyone's chopper. in less predictable news, only one tiny scar on my hairline where i smashed a swing into my face as a child. Luckily it missed my right eye.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Anyone's clopper?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
i think you'd be v disappointed if you saw how vanilla my life really is!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
At least yours "sounds" interesting!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
some bits of it are at the moment
/froths at gash
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Good froth or bad froth?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
excellent froth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Vanilla with chocolate sauce and hundreds and thousands and chopped nuts and jelly beans

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
this sounds really fucking good
/lusts
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
just needs some froth and we're away!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
i have froth!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Barbary Macaque bite
the little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
A koala bit me on the nipple once, the little shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
He thought
you were his mum, poor thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
That's what i thought as he was only wee
therte is picture of me making a face whilst a handler pulls him off my nipple with all his little hands in mid air...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This needs to be posted here I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Never! anonymity is my only friend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
*flutters eyelashes*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Like she said!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
He can even shop out his headdobber

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
see below

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Either way it's a hard copy only, remember those?
And probably in my parents attic, it is 11 years old...feels old.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
If only there was a way to "scan" such pics in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Read the second line of the above post
and for added info, I'm in london and the rentals are in Wiltshire
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
is this actually true?
Please be true...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I was minding my own business in Gibraltar when the little bastard cruelly struck
I thought I had monkey aids or summit but bravely avoided the doctors
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
hahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
oh this explains so so so much

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
How cool I am for a start

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Yeah
It's cool that monkeys think you are a banana
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
but we knew that anyway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I have scar diagonally across my entire chest
I did it to myself with a big knife when I was out hunting one day so i would look hard, unfortunately shortly aftwrds I fell off the log I was standing on and fell into the river and was washed away from my friends, and I eventually washed up in Portishead last year, true story
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I have one scar on my chin
From when I falled, aged 3 or so, face first, chin straight to the curb.

But I don't have many more scars. Luckyly, I'd just stop all my falls with my mouth, so I lost all my milk teeth (and half of a permanent one)with the help of gravity and concrete.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Top tip, if you're falling break taht fall with your teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Works every time
Well, until you've run out of teeth.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
One more scar
gained in comedy style.

I cycled straight into a bright yellow skip chin first whilst absolutely pissed off my face on cheap champagne aged 15
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Once
Trying to avoid to crash with some stupid people walking on the road, I had to get very close to the tram rail... the front wheel went inside the rail and I falled, twisted the wheel and handlebar, and got a massive bruise on my leg (it's now dissapeared). The two stupid people I was trying to avoid looked at me and laughed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I was stood-up accelerating on my bike and changed up a gear.
The chain came off and I flew over the handlebars and landed on my chin. One broken right mandible and six weeks of soup later, I have a scar on my chin which they superglued shut.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I bet you lost a lot of weighT
during those 6 weeks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Are you calling me fat?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I am

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I have a scar that runs from my bellybutton to my groin, it looks like I've got a bum on my belly on account of me being quite fat.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Nice imagery there
Gonz has a front bum
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
yesssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I have a small scar on my arm from a scalpel when I was at art school.
I have lots of small parallel scars on my fingers where I used to gouge the skin out with a needle. I also have a dent in my leg on the shin but I can't remember how.


And of course there is the scar where the sun don't shine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I appear to have a brain scar
as I'm seeing this twice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Oh yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Its a miracle!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
In your soul?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
My pounana.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
How?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I've already told the story.
I fell off a wall bum first onto some bricks when little.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I have a small scar on the bridge of my nose and another just under my right eye
These both came about from the same accident, tripping up a kerb outside my house and smashing my face (and glasses, hence the scars) on a brick wall.

You're probably thinking that this story isn't gay enough to be mine. Allow me to assure you that I tripped up the kerb as a result of twisting my ankle about ten minutes earlier in Ballroom class. Attempting a slip pivot. Badly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Oh man
I've got another one! I have a little scar on my nose form having an argument with a water slide at Centreparcs last year. I had to laugh as the accident book was filled in

Jess 7
Josh 5
Sportscow 35
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You're old
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Chicks dig scars

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I think I'm winning in the sheer number of them
What a dozy cunt I am
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Chicks are supposed to like a man who can dance too mate
Don't believe everything you hear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
They generally like men who like women though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
7/10
Points for speed. However technically you're wrong, women love benders
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
playing the guitar is supposed to help too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Woop!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Look at us lamenting our inabilities to get women
A married man with two kids, another who's less than 6 months away from being wed and a third who's been with the same woman for 9 years, 1 month and 3 weeks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
not the point.
just because we can't do anything with them doesn't mean we don't want women wanting us.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Vanity innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)
totally
I'm horribly horribly vain
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Well I want all of you so don't worry about it ; )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)
it's not enough though blousie!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Well it's a start.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)
It's just more more more with him, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)
very true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Although technically, in this instance at least
3 into 1 does go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)
That is very nicely put
I can confirm that DJing does get girls interested in you. More specifically, the wrong type of girls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)
i.e. girls

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)
7/10
Lose a point for taking 20 minutes to come up with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Oh come on!
I just noticed it now!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Don't challenge the marking!
I'll take another mark away!

I'll do it!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)
*grumbles while walking away*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Were you singing some gay song when you fall?
Otherwise it's not gay enough.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I don't sing
There are laws against it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Then it wasn't so gay after all
You can't come to my food bash if you're not going to Wii Sing It.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
You'll be happy to know that removes me too!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Nooooooo
Well, both you and Darth can do the Wii Just Dance instead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I could direct you to a YouTube video which would change your mind
but I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Just give me a few hints
and I'll find it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Absolutely not
I can safely say that not even you could tempt me to reveal anything about it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Oh, c'mon
Do you really want to play that game?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I'd be most intrigued to see what you could put on the table

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
*pulls up a chair*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Only if you're going to be showing me that video

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I'm not showing you until I know what you've got to offer!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I'm not offering anything
Until I know there's a chance of you making the video public. Why would I wast my time with propositions if I know they're going nowhere from the begining?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)
There's a chance, a very slim chance
but as I said, you'll have to offer something spec-fucking-tacular
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I don't think there's a real chance there
I think you only want to know what I have to offer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is very perceptive of you
However, from my point of view, I believe that anything you offer which fulfils the spec-fucking-tacular criteria might be bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Well, your loss
I'm sure if you stop giving excuses and we finally meet once, I can make you drunk enough to get you singing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I can't rule that out
But no-one will thank you for doing so!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
That's true
But you'll be losing your opportunity of getting something from me, even if it's not spec-fucking-tacular!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
A combination of alcohol and promised bribery will probably do the trick
but if I humiliate myself in public I'm going to hold you to whatever bribes you promise!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Right, that's a deal
Now, let's just meet. When are you going to a bash?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
3 major ones
I got one under my eye from where I decided to pick a fight with the stereo at my friend's 16th birthday (the stereo won), one on my chin where I walked into a rusty swing and one on my knee in the shape of about 8 tiny parallel lines. I am told I received this after falling over on top of a man hole grate but I have no clue. I'm apparently a very clumsy drunk.
EDIT - make that 4, I have another on my arm from where an emo kid swiped me with his spiked emo bracelet.
(Charmander, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I heal too fast to scar mostly
and haven't injured myself grievously enough to get anything decent

I have one on the palm of my hand where I pinned a plastic bottle to my hand while making it into a bong.

got one through the webby bit betwixt thumb and forefinger where a letter opener get stabbed through.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You are Wolverine AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
my suspected flu immunity also bears out this hypothesis
also, I am quite hairy and have big sideburns.

and retractable claws
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I rest my case.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
That would explain your excruciating guitar playing ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
The giant claws getting in the way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
they are retractable

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I can only image that the raw power and emotion of a 6 minute guitar solo would erect them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
you carry on imagining that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Imagines
*wahaah wahhh wahh doo dodoo doo*

"Oh god the horror!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Made of adamantium?
And you can't remember your past?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
not being able to remember my past is kind of my own fault...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Don't blame yourself
All those experiments can't have helped your memory.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
that's a piercing that even labs
And skodaface anodyne don't have!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
it's not pierced anymore
and it was only temporary, approximately 20 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Oh Swipey
there's no need to get personal. Just because you feel threatened.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Standard knee ones from when I was a kid
And one from a face plant in December.

I also have a small dent in my skull but I've no idea where that came from.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
from being_on_your knees a lot?
fnar etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Sorry to disappoint, but no.
I've always been clumsy. I walked into a lamppost last week.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
my knees are tattered as well
once at summer camp my cousin kept tripping over rocks on a trail, I told her to be careful, next step I took I twisted my ankle and slid a few yards downhill on my knees
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
My sister was worse
Her knees are a mess.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
my cousins all have brave scars like "oh I was just rollerblading down hill and hit some rocks and I smashed my elbow out of my arm"
mine are more "yeah, I tripped over my left foot"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Same!
My sister's are all needed stitches in her knee after she crashed into a tree, perfectly round scar from the handlebar of her bike after she fell off - somehow.

My most recent was I was walking home from uni, minding my own business, next thing I know I'm face down on the floor and my jeans are ruined.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
ah fuck :(
last I got was a massive bruise on my thigh from a tree branch going 4wheeling-jeans also ruined, which is sad because I was the most scared and went the slowest down the trail.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I wasn't even drunk :(
They totally didn't deserve that. I always mourn the loss of good jeans.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Chompy with a candlestick in the library

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
There's a scar through the middle of my right eyebrow.
I got out of bed one morning while a student, and was so surprised that I immediately fell eye-first onto a radiator. Naturally I made myself a toilet-roll turban to absorb the blood and went back to bed.

There is also a scar on my hand from where I tried and failed to reverse a massive great butcher knife in mid-air.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
A mate of mine had a perfect circle on the palm of his hand for months
after he put it over a flaming sambuca...idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
My mate's nickname is Stuey Drambuie
He buys two, light them, pants down and runs round the pub with them stuck on his arse cheeks. It is a good pub trick
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Imagine that
(Labs, Vipros, please get this)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
tenuous
at best
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Agreed, but inspriation failed me
If his friend had been a girl it would've been a piece of piss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
true

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
They're not a bad band, but that was hardly worth referencing, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
they are fucking superb
you spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
This^
On both counts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
explanantion please
Is this tool again
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Tool's frontman Maynard James Keenan
was part of a side project called A Perfect Circle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
still is.
they are writing more at the moment apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Really? Excellent news
Is Twiggy Ramirez, or whatever his real name is, still in the band?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
not sure
can't remember if he was on eMotive even
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
only just seen this minithread
Jeordie White, and yes his is as far as I'm aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Maybe the only member of Marilyn Manson (and there's been a few)
to have a less silly name in the band than out of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Isn't that an Incubus song/album

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
not that I'm aware of
I stopped listening to them some time ago though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Me too
They disappeared up their own arses about halfway into Morning View
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
there were signs of it happening earlier than that too
unless I have the timeline wrong in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
No, you're quite right
The previous album, Make Yourself, was a blinder but it definitely had its pretentious moments. Drive, for example, is well twatty but gets away with it by being awesome. I think a level of pretension is permissable as long as the execution is equally good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Their last album was superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is true

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I have a scar and lump on my foot where I dropped an iron on it.
Sometimes my foot hurts for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
It hurts because you dropped an iron on it

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
That was my guess too, Aber

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Pfft! it was 20 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
But you still have the lump and the scar.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I've got a giant red mark on my ankle from where I burnt it on my dads motorcycle exhaust pipe

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I have a scar on the back of my head
from when my football got stuck in a tree and I threw a brick up to knock it out...the only thing that was knocked out was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Oh fuck me
I have ANOTHER one on the top of my head from heading a half brick aged about 6.

Shit - and another one on my hand from trying to punch a mate and hitting a fencepost
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I think you're making it up
Just to look important and sexy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I wish I was
I just appear to be a clumsy drunken oaf
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Nothing sexier than a man stupid enough to headbutt a brick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
In my defence it was thrown at me
I didn't really have much choice in the matter
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Oh, yes
I'd choose him over a man with reflexes and able to think before doing something stupid every time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
yay!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Shame I'm married, eh?
Well, maybe next life...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)
By the amount of scars I'm collecting
I'm guessing the next life won't be too long!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Haha!
At least you're still alive. You've been lucky after all, with all the accidents you've had.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
True

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)
And it's so much fun playing nurses : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)
It hurts
here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)
shit loads, I'm a right spastic.
Favourite ones are on the top and bottom of my foot where I put a garden fork through it. The one on my hand where I could see my bones and veins like that bit in Terminator and the lines across my fingers from a car door. And my kidney removal scar is epic too.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Kidney removal?
What for?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I wasn't very well when I was born. Had it out at 2 days old.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Blimey

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Missing kidney? Yikes
did you wake up in a bathtub full of icecubes?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
and semen.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Freshers week can be a bitch huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
2nd click of the day goes to...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
A two inch scar under my knee from the bbq incident
One 'M' shaped scar on my right wrist from being tripped up at school and putting my hand through a window.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
"being tripped"
yeah right

EEEEEMMMMOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Worst emo ever, the scar's in totally the wrong place ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Insomniacs of B3ta, your assistance please
One of my colleagues is complaining that he can't seem to sleep more than 4 or 5 hours a night at the minute. I know you're all thinking "4 or 5 hours? Luxury!" but he's an annoying bastard and won't shut up about it. Apparently "facking loads, mate" of medicinal marijuana hasn't helped. Any other suggestions which might shut him the fuck up would be greatly appreciated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
tell him to fucking kill himself and stop whinging.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Heavy, solid object to the back of the head.
Sorted.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
15 inch black rubber cosh?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Seconded
A very serious POTD contender
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This is easily my favourite suggestion so far
All I need is to persuade everyone in the office to turn a simultaneous blind eye. Or a massive distraction
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)
4 or 5 hours? Luxury!
fuck knows. Pot works for me almost every time, but then it's getting to sleep I have trouble with, not waking up all the time. My experience is limited to sorting that problem out.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Tell the fat fuck to get some excercise

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Tell him to read an article in the newspaper that was out the other day
(I'll try to find it) saying that people who sleep 8-9 h dye (the one of the passing away, not the one of changing your hair colour) younger than those who sleep less. OK, the article said too that 4h was too little, but he doesn't need to know. When he feels good about not being able to sleep, he'll be less stressed about it and then he'll sleep better.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This^
Just tell him to read a book or watch some shit TV. No point stressing about it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
part good/part bad advice there
Stressing about it makes it worse. So does watching tv though. Too stimulating for the brain. Reading is much better for promoting sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Different strokes for different folk
Either works for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)
Masturbation is pretty tiring, yeah

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Ambidextwank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)
That sounds like an emo band name

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is an interesting way of looking at it
Thank you my dear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
You're welcome.
I go through periods of not being able to sleep very well, and the more I think about it, the worse. To the point of getting scared of going to bed because I don't know if I'll be able to sleep, so I try not to think about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I know what you mean
I go through phases of not wanting to go to bed despite being knackered because I know I'll be lying awake with my thoughts. Not fun.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Not at all
I prefer to stay up doing something else, even if it's just watching TV or reading a book, than in bed, turning around and thinking that next day I'm going to be shattered so please, please, go to sleep, please!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I don't know if you get this too
but Ms Foxtrot really doesn't like going to bed without me, so I'll usually go up with her even if I know this means hours of lying there, waiting for dawn so it's light enough to read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I do get this
But if I'm sleeping well and Mark can't, I prefer if he goes somewhere else than having him there, lying quietly in bed, because, for more than he try, it's not quietly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Every man should be able to wank quietly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Just so's you know, it's "die" not "dye"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Thank you
I never know with those two. They sound the same, don't they?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Yes, they are pronounced the same

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This language
doesn't make any sense.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Says you, your language is full of upside down question marks
and you all lisp.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I like the upside down question and exclamation marks
They are a good idea, if a little mental
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)
I think it helps to know
when you're starting your question.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Lisp? What do you mean lisp?
You all have "frenillo"

Frenillo is a funny word. It means that that little bit of string that keeps your tongue connected to the bottom of your mouth it's too short, so you can't roll your "Rs" properly. It's used as slang to say that you have phimosys (the little string on the top of your member it's too short)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)
i no rite!
How can "Flammable" and "Inflammable" mean the same thing? Do you know how many childrens holpitals i've burnt down because of that?

3
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)
haha!
clickityclick
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I know!
It'd silly, isn't it? What's the opposite: Ininflammable? Uninflammable? Deinflammable?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)
non-flammable

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
BTW
There is not medicinal marijuana in this country, is it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)
yeah, mine is all definitely medicinal
definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Can you tell me
the name of your doctor?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Dr Greenthumbs

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Nice name
Address?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
my amusing cypress hill-related joke seems to have passed you by...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Too many s's.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
in which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Dr Greenthumb.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I wasn't sure
it's been a while since I've heard it.

you've got to at least appreciate the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)
You're right
It passed me by, and I can't catch it now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)
*raises hand for the impending high five*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
*reciprocates*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)
awww yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Nah
I was being facetious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Also smoking weed stops some people from sleeping.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
that is true
baccy won't help either.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Hmmm.
Pot might work for Vipros but for me it gets my head going so much I can't get to sleep. I'd put this down to a decade of misuse but I've always been like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)
see, when I'm not stoned my brain is completely wired

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Yes, but you're a fucking freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)
no arguments from me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I've got one on my thumb
where I attempted to confiscate a pen-knife off my brother and he slashed me to the bone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I have been mauled by a dobermann (aged 6) claw marks, inner thigh
Shut my penknife on my finger join (aged 12) laceration left forefinger, second knuckle

Fallen over whilst drunk onto some rust barbed wire (aged 19) 3 x lacerations outer thigh, minus one pint blood approx.

I'm not the accident prone one in my family. My brother's broken both collarbones, cut his face open with a razorblade and smashed all of his front teeth out. Oh, and he somehow managed to rip his scrotum open on a bike gear sprocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:01, Reply)

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