racist public masterbating, this is a new low

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's more of a guessing game
What colour will the produce of my impending wank be?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I would guess off-white

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

magnolia
or winter dawn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

haha!
I've not Dulux colour matched it as yet. Someone should try this in B&Q
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

"What colour are you looking for, sir?"
"Er... hang on. I can tell you, but I'll need a couple of minutes, a petri dish and ideally a copy of the Lord's Prayer in case I forget the words halfway through"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Or produce "the wanksock"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

clicks like chimp with a button on it's cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Have you noticed I haven't called you an utter bender once today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Now you come to mention it...
Are you feeling OK?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

+C +C
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You said I was mean to you yesterday so i thought i'd try and be nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

That's dashed decent of you
I can't even remember saying that so I might not have been all that upset. But I still very much appreciate the thought
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I think you've done well today
I can only think of about 4 attempts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Does that mean I've done well?
Or that people are getting bored of the meme?

Hint: no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Day off innit
Also, no good strikethrough-able posts from you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Terribly sorry, old boy
Let me offer you some respite; this evening I'm going to fuck a man in the arse

Strikethrough that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Obvious reply is obvious
that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Hahaha
Very well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

eythangyew

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

low b3ta high
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)