Right now
and for the next 4 weeks, I'm sleeping at my in law's home. They're very nice, a bit of hard work, but nice. However, I feel a bit unconfortable staying at their house, without Mark.

When was the last time you felt unconfortable about something, but you did it anyway? Was it for lazyness of because you had no choice?

Alt Q: When was the last time you felt unconfortable about someone, but you did her/him anyway? Was it for lazyness of because you had no choice?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:23, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Try not to have noisy sex
they won't appreciate it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Having met them, I doubt they'd kick up a fuss.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)

It'd make for an interesting converstion in the morning

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Your father-in-law is a hoot.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Is Mark an owl?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

No, he's a glaswegian hat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

hoots mon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

He can be a bit tirying after a day of work
But he's very funny.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

It'd have to be
noisy masturbation. I left my toys at home, just in case.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I don't see why
you're a reasonably attractive woman, I'm sure you could pick someone up without too much effort.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

pffffft

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Is that sarcasm?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I just thought it was funny that he said that, giving you just got married
I have no idea what you look like
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I was just joking.
Just being a woman is usually enough to pick someone on the street to have sex.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Why is Mark not there?
Apologies, I've obviously missed something
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Shagged him to death on honeymoon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

+ then ate his head

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Is that not part of the shagging?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You answer is much funnier than mine
Damn!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

He works in Worthing
It takes him 1.5h to drive from his parents, so he's living in Worthing at the moment.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Hey Abberacion, I was in Madrid a few weeks ago
and from my hotel window I could see 8 prostitutes...EIGHT! It was compulsive viewing, trying to guess which one would score next.

Just thought you should know.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Surely that depended on which one you called over/shot last with a crossbow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)

That guy was a shit serial killer
3 prossies? That's not serial killing, that's the boot of my car
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)

5/10
must try harder
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Brilliant
Fuck litreage that means nothing, I wanna know how many dead prossies i can get in the boot of this Kia Mr.Salesman
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Was the hotel
near the casa de campo? it's the cool place for prostitutes to meet, you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

On the Gran Via, 300m from Puerto del Sol
next to the McDonalds. A lotta prostitutes in there!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

are you asking when was the last time we shagged someone we were uncomfortable with?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I think she is, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

oh okay then
I didn't shag him, but the mate of a guy I was seeing was always trying to get with me, and the guy I was with actually let him come up in the bed with us
it was really awkward and I hate both of them now
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That is awkward
Do you think he was out for a threesome and your bloke thought you might?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I know that was what was up.
I told him on the way to my guys house that it wasn't going to happen, told him to call his friend and tell him it wasn't going to happen, so he did. The friend still came over, we were all drunk, my guy and I get in his bed, the friend is on the couch all "WHATER YALL DOIN" and stumbled up in the room and got in the bed. My guy just looks at me, and basically tells him to do whatever he wants.
I was pissed. Got up and went into another room.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

You are such a prude
They probably got it on anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

yeah, they didn't quite like that I mentioned how eager they were to get in bed together.
didn't stop either one from getting out either.

cunts
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I was thinking that

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Weird boyfriend...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

The bollocks to boob ratio was all wrong.

( Kroney, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I hope you kicked them in the balls

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I went out for my exes birthday last saturday, that wasn't the most enjoyable time
Alt: My ex, although I've since realised that was a mistake, and as such won't do it again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I went to an exes engagement do once
That was slightly odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Kitty says
"look at me I had sex in real life with a real girl!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

lies, damned lies!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Me and apple have a date tomorrow night, I'm going to put the moves on her
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

moves patented Kitty thigh lock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

*Roger Moore eyebrow raise*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

*Roger Moore cock raise*
like a creosoted bannister rail
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You get a click for that horrific image

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

We'd be like two pythons in a death struggle
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

A sexy death struggle?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I think a few pythons will be choked
over the mental images here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Where is he?
Long queue at Subway?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Nope, our FTP has decided to throw a shit fit this afternoon, FFS

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

A comely wench many, many years ago
A proper 5 to 2 girl if ever I saw one. I was nearly crushed to death by her enormous norks though, so it wasnt all bad.

Saw her the next week in the club and felt really bad though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

nauseous?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

A little bit, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I can't imagine having sex with someone I felt uncomfortable with.......
unless chloraform was involved.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You've never done the "he'll do"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

That is more of a bloke thing, as once the lights are out most fannies feel pretty similar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

That's what I'm wondering
I didn't think for one minute that it has not been thought about me, thats all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Nope.
I remember waking up in the middle of the night drunk and it was pitch black and I couldn't see the bloke I was with or remember how he looked but I had sex with him anyway. Thankfully in the morning I saw that he was cute.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

That was just luck though
He could have been a munter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I trusted myself to not have dragged a munter home.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

But drunk = bad choices

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I've taken a bit of rough home a couple of times but they were all fairly attractive.

( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I think I've done OK
I've not done an "OH MY GOD" in the morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I only did it for a few years around 30. I had lost a lot of weight and felt fairly attractive. I still needed to get pissed first though.
I wouldn't do it now. Fuck knows what I'd end up with.
( girlinthehole, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I think my purple patch was around 25-27

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Hello!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Point proven

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Imagine me, right.
Now imagine if we were having sex. Got it?

There you go, it would be just like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

*sounds of losing lunch*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)

He would steal it, after all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

God i shagged some munters, it's not awkward in the night it's the seconds in the morning that are weird
Think of it this way, if you step in dogshit, it doesn't really matter if you step init again...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I just made a round of hot drinks, right
One of my colleagues asked for coffee, to which I replied "Black or white?". As I did so, I flung one hand in the air, grabbed my crotch and followed the question with an "Oow!" that Jacko himself would have been proud of.

I'm not remotely uncomfortable with having done this, I'm fucking proud of myself, and as a result decided to tell a bunch of internet randoms.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Did anyone look uncomfortable and then look away.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Yes
But that's more to do with my face than anything else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Are you the office Japester?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Man, every office needs one of those

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Someone to keep everyone lolling hard all day long

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

J R
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

You're mixing your memes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Just wanted to be that Japester
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

No

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

creeper

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Haha

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

racist public masterbating, this is a new low

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

It's more of a guessing game
What colour will the produce of my impending wank be?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I would guess off-white

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

magnolia
or winter dawn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

haha!
I've not Dulux colour matched it as yet. Someone should try this in B&Q
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

"What colour are you looking for, sir?"
"Er... hang on. I can tell you, but I'll need a couple of minutes, a petri dish and ideally a copy of the Lord's Prayer in case I forget the words halfway through"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Or produce "the wanksock"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

clicks like chimp with a button on it's cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Have you noticed I haven't called you an utter bender once today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Now you come to mention it...
Are you feeling OK?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

+C +C
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You said I was mean to you yesterday so i thought i'd try and be nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

That's dashed decent of you
I can't even remember saying that so I might not have been all that upset. But I still very much appreciate the thought
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I think you've done well today
I can only think of about 4 attempts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Does that mean I've done well?
Or that people are getting bored of the meme?

Hint: no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Day off innit
Also, no good strikethrough-able posts from you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Terribly sorry, old boy
Let me offer you some respite; this evening I'm going to fuck a man in the arse

Strikethrough that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Obvious reply is obvious
that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Hahaha
Very well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

eythangyew

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

low b3ta high
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I'm sure
the colleague who asked for the coffee is very unconfortable about it and regrets having done it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

This is very disappointing

( Kroney, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)