I just nommed on down on a nomalicious bacon sammidge.
OM NOM NOM I said, as I made my plans for the weekend.

Tonight I'm watching all 158 series of Red Dwarf BACK TO BACK with some of my 'm8s' from the LARPing scene. Tomorrow I'll be doing the usual, dressing up as a zombie and reading a little light Pratchett whilst the emotive strains of Iron Maiden lilt through the air.

On Sunday I will be killing myself as a favour to society.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

can't wait for sunday.
*starts counting down*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Why, what are you doing?


Oh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:22, Reply)

You're going to KFC

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Ugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:23, Reply)

I'm going back to uni. That's what.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Are you enjoying the classes?
I know you find the waki students irritating but on the whole are you having a rewarding time?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:24, Reply)

yeah the classes are great.
Really interesting, good challenging work for my brain, not dull. Lots of work too, which keeps me busy, which I like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Excellent.
I did not make the most of my university days, and rather regret it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Really? You didn't make the most of an opportunity?
Seriously? Wow Monty, you must have changed a lot since you were young.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Night and day, Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:30, Reply)

You still have the political naivety of an earnest
but slightly dim student, so I'll bet you were even worse back then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I'll bet you instigated a 'sit-in'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:33, Reply)

I've never been active in politics
or any form of student union. Though once at college I went to Bournemouth for an NUS training course, despite not being on my college NUS council. I drank a lot of whiskey and had a clumsy fumble with a girl from Exmouth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I only told you I was a girl from Exmouth for a laugh.
I never thought things would get out of hand in the manner they did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:37, Reply)

to be fair, I should fuck off from here, but I've been driving all day and I"m only lazily writing out the beginnings of an essay at the moment.
I'll do it properly tomorrow. for now I'm just getting my ideas out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:29, Reply)

^this
if I had my time back over things would be different
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:30, Reply)

how so? I always thought you were a great student...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:31, Reply)

She regrets all the casual sex and flaunting of her breasts.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I'm a shit student :)
which you know haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:35, Reply)

You say that
but it really wouldn't be. And going back as a mature student is quite a different exerience.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Before I became a parent
I thought about returning to education a number of times, not a chance now, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:36, Reply)

I'll never go back as a mature student
after this year I'm done with academics, I meant more if I knew what I know now at the beginning I'd have done stuff differently. Number one being I'd have refused to eat that cream tea at the Buttery.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Was it laced with Rohypnol?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:39, Reply)

That would've been preferable!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Go on, tell the story!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Sadly it's uninteresting and a bit angsty
the cream was off, and that gave me the infection that led to a year off uni mostly spent in hospital.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Did they get inspected by Environmental Health
Surely you were due some sort of compensation?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Too big a time gap
I was ill in freshers week and it takes four weeks for the other illness to show up. Plus no proof except my word.

Oddly enough they refurbished completely though a couple of weeks into term which makes me think there was something strange about the place.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Oh man, oh boy, oh gosh
that's great Monty, it's almost like you haven't made that same joke almost word for word before.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Reliable, Al - not tedious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:22, Reply)

It's a thin line you balance on there Monty
Clearly something I could never do without just crushing the line utterly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:27, Reply)

That's because you're really fucking fat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:32, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 8:33, Reply)