If I was pregnant my only shot at talking Ms Foxtrot into letting me keep it would be the possibility of her training it to dance
Otherwise I'd have been strongarmed into an abortion by now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 9:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No, I'm sure she's not that cruel
and she'd love having a little one tapping around her.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Honestly, you could not be more wrong
I've got more chance of impregnating you. From here. Right now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:07, Reply)

OK, I don't know her
But I'm sure once she's seen it on the ultrasound her heart will melt and won't be able to say not to it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:17, Reply)

She would
Honestly, she doesn't even like children, and she certainly doesn't want to give up her 30s and most of her 40s to one. Not until she's done everything else she wants to do. Which will take a while.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Oh, well, you know her well
I just think that, in general, it must be really hard for a woman to kill something inside her knowing that, if she left it grow, it would become a person. Specially if she gets to see it inside her, even if that means changing all her plans. I'm not saying that she'd be looking forward to it, but that she might consider going on; but everybody is different, and I might be wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

The funny thing is that she's NEVER wanted them.
Not when she was 20 and not now she's 29. I gave up on the idea that she might change her mind some time ago. Luckily we have five sisters between us, two of whom are sprogged up and the other three of which will be, eventually. Although her youngest sister is absolutely mental.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Give your missus a solidarity fist-bump from me, please.
Children are loathsome.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:34, Reply)

You fucking pervert
Oh, sorry, I misread your post. Will do!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*high fives all round*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Childless men of B3ta ASSEMBLE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

won't be able to say not to it she'll die due to not having any blood pumped round her body, as that is the primary function of the heart, after all.

LOL APRIL FOOLZ!!!!1!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)