I can imagine you in a pub, enjoying a pint with the newspaper
Baby on the stool next to you, two hotties come to the bar, one turns to you and says "Aaaaaah, isn't she just the cutest" and you say "Yeah, she's lovely isn't she. You know, if you play your cards right, you could have one of your own." and there would be an uncomfortable silence and then you'd say "but not your friend, she's a bit rough, it would contaminate the genes".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Certainly beats my plan
"Her mother died in labour. I hope she turns out alright without a woman in her life."
( Captain V, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)